As Tallahassee (played by Woodie Harrelson) once said in the film Zombieland, "Enjoy the Little Things." With this spirit of enjoyment in mind, I offer you a look into what truly makes me happy: seeing what stupid and funny things people can do on Facebook.
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I DON'T REMEMBER TURNING S, BUT I'M TOLD THAT THE BIRTHDAY CLOWN GOT DRUNK AND TRIED TO TAKE PICTURES OF MY NO-NO AREA.
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WITH FRIENDS LIKE THESE, IN THIS TOWN...
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I LIKE TO DRAW JESUS IN A TUXEDO T-SHIRT BECAUSE IT SAYS, "I WANT TO BE FORMAL, BUT I'M HERE TO PARTY"
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I WOULD HIRE ADMIRAL ACKBAR TO DIRECT THE COMMERCIAL JUST SO HE COULD SAY, "IT'S A WRAP!!!"
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BUT SURPRISINGLY LESS SUSPICIOUS THAN JOINING THE TEA PARTY MOVEMENT
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TURKEY w/MAYO SOUNDS GOOD
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I SAW TWO GUYS HUGGING IN THE BATHROOM ONCE FOR LIKE TEN MINUTES, BUT THEY BOTH LIKED IT
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BUT I HAVE HEARD THE DEATH CRY OF SPELL CHECKING
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F-----G SOCIALISTS MAN, THAT'S WHO
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BUT SARAH PALIN IS STILL THE TEA BAGGING QUEEN, RIGHT?
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ALL RETARDS GO TO HEAVEN
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YOU'RE WELCOME
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ATTENTION CUSTOMERS: ALL FREUDIAN SLIPPERS ARE ON SALE THIS WEEK AND ARE LOCATED IN THE 'WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS MOTHER'... ER, I MEAN THE 'UNCONSCIOUS MIND' AISLE
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SADLY, NO. BUT YOU CAN CONSIDER YOURSELF THE GOP FRONT-RUNNER IN ALABAMA'S GUBNERNATORIAL CAMPAIGN.
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HEY, IF SHE WANTS TO VISIT THE GLORY HOLE, WHO AM I TO STOP HER?
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EITHER THE SMARTEST MAN IN THE WORLD OR THE DUMBEST
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SHE'S SO EXCITED AND SHE JUST CAN'T HIDE IT.
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NO! IT'S NOT LIKE THAT. IT'S INNOCENT. HEE-HE! SHAMONE!
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TOUCHÉ SALESMAN
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JOKES ON YOU! SHE'S PLASTIC.
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LUKE! TIME FOR DINNER.
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SIGH....
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I'M ALL SHOOK UP
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JASON : WISDOM AS JESUS/MUHAMMAD/MOSES : PHROPHET
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YOU NEVER FORGET YOUR FIRST
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BRO CODE FAIL
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POOR RICHARD
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YOU'RE RIGHT, HE IS STUPID
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WHO KNOWS, MAYBE IN A FEW YEARS SHE'LL DEVELOP AND YOU'LL ALL FEEL STUPID FOR MAKING FUN OF HER.
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YOU MAKE A COMPELLING ARGUMENT
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WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU COMBINE MLK Jr'S TWO MOST FAMOUS SPEECHES WITH SARCASM? THIS.
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THE BEST OF THE REST:
Exactly.
His first act as president will be to execute all bears.
I didn't know my priest uses Facebook.
Dude, open notes are the worst!
Michael also likes when it puts the lotion on the skin.
Yes, where does she sign up? Is there, like, a booth or something?
What, is this like a Rochak test?
No. Give her a minute, she'll get it... hopefully.
"And now back to Making Bombs on the DIY Network. I'm Ted Kaczynski. Today we're going to start off by..."
Now George Bush, stop that snickering this instant!
Fuqing. haturs
The next day she realized how those guys kept getting nude shots of her and began drawing her curtains before taking a shower.
