Luckie Street Tribune

Monday, June 14, 2010

Rule #32: Enjoy the Little Things, Part II

IT'S A TRAP!!!

Maybe that's why they were a one-hit wonder.

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Seriously bro, not one sip?

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Never having met you!

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Also, what do those other 49 stars on the American flag stand for?

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Note to self: delete friend after reading.

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Apparently she likes it too.

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And you said I would never learn anything watching MTV.

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Well played, Google.

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Who am I to judge? I like yogurt up my ass and a popsicle stick in my mouth.

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Pwned by Grandpa.

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And I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.

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Duh.

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Dad, FTW

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You're right. Mine is way worse than your bike incident.

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If that doesn't work, try using different colors. Works 80% of the time, 50% of the time.

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I'm just glad he didn't ask what "marble cake" was.

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Five of these six things are true: can you spot the lie?

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Yes, who can forget the day when former Vice-President Aaron Burr shot and mortally wounded former Secretary of the Treasury Alexander Hamilton in a duel?

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Aww, look. Newt Gingrich is writing again.

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Very classy.

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At least Bristol won't get pregnant again.

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Fool, your attempts at being happy have only made me more determined to stop you!!!

Funny Facebook Fails funny facebook fails

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Good luck with that.

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No. This is definatly worse.

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I'm loving it!

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Totally. He was all up in that shit.

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No, she mean't capitol... like in Washington D.C.

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Oh, while you're reading this...

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Or what? Oh... my... a-God!

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You know that I could use somebody.

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Mmmmmm... barbecue.

Funny Pun Photos - FACT: Manatees Are Combustible

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You'd be Führer-ious with yourself if you didn't buy this chair!

Nearly six ounces of juice were drunk during breakfast alone.

P-P-P-P-P-Pikachu

But he didn't shoot the Times New Roman.

Morpheus: [amused] You think that's a door you're entering?
Neo: Whoa!

Guy 1: Is this heaven?
Guy 2: It's Iowa.

I don't know what it is, but I love it!

God damn Arizona, take a chill pill.

I imagine this did not go over so well on 9/11.

Tim was always playing with his night stick, he just thought that he would now get paid to use it.

What happens when I buy two of each?

Dammit! Why didn't anybody tell me before I made the trip down here?

Artist Watch: Serena Ryder

With a dauntingly powerful voice that is as tough as nails yet still earnestly insecure, Serena Ryder makes a dramatic introduction into the music business with her debut album Is It O.K.

The obvious similarities between Ryder and numerous artists are one of the unique factors to her persona – it would seem that some very different artists influence her heavily. For example, her vocals are reminiscent of artists such as KT Tunstall, Johnette Napolitano (of Concrete Blonde fame) and Brandi Carlile, but her overall style seems indicative of apparent influences by Mellissa Etheridge, Janis Joplin, Amy Winehouse, Natalie Merchant and Norah Jones.

There are many highlights to this artist, including an acoustic variation of the often-overlooked Bruce Springsteen song “Racing in the Street.” And while she shines performing someone else’s work, it is her original works that really stand out. Granted, she's not at "The Boss" level yet, but her lyrics are ripe with a biting and sharp-edged attitude. Ryder dazzles in what is sure to be a bright career.

A Little Bit of Red – Think KT “Tunstall’s Black Horse and a Cherry Tree” with more attitude and swagger. Ryder not only matches Etheridge’s grit on this track but she manages to slide in a can’t-help-but-sing-along chorus that leaves a lasting impression of haunting malice and fury. The crown jewel of her album, expect to play this track repeatedly.

Sweeping the Ashes – Perhaps her second best track, this lyrical gem tells the story of a person whose youth was washed away from a relationship that’s love has expired. The partner decides they want out, leaving the narrator to blast out their frustrations. It has a bit of a 3 Doors Down feel to it, but the lyrics are much bolder and carry her message of dejection loud and clear.

Last Night I had the Strangest Dream – This cover of Ed McCurdy's classic anti-war ballad sounds like Natalie Merchant’s Tigerlily, particularly the tracks “Wonder” and “Carnival.”

All For Love – Up-tempo and rhythmic, this catchy rock/pop tune hits all the right chords. Perhaps no other artist is as prevalent on the album as Johnette Napolitano is, because this is exactly the kind of music she would be making today. On a side note, it has a bit of a Fleetwood Mac sound to it. If someone had told me this was a Stevie Nicks song, I wouldn't have challenged them.

It Doesn’t Matter Anymore – reminiscent of Ingrid Michaelson’s “Morning Lullabies,” this soft and delicate – yet still bluesy – song would be perfect for an artist like Joe Cocker to cover. Much like a Norah Jones or Billy Joel song (only a bit more spiteful), this ballad tells of a missed chance at love.

Just Another Day – sounds like an Eve 6 or Blessid Union of Souls track with a bit of Amy Winehouse mixed in for good measure. Add in an alternative chorus to John Mellencamp’s famous tune and you’ve got yourself a low-key-yet-downtrodden track that flows like a river.

Weak in the Knees - A love ballad that is sure to be played at indie aficionados' weddings. It is a slow yet eternally hopeful song reminicent of Bryan Adam's "Right Here Waiting for You" or "(Everything I Do) I Do It For You"

Racing in the Street - Like this wouldn't make it into the blog. A tale of a drifter whose love has seen better days. A sincere cover version that really highlights the lyrics and gives them a unique voice.

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Rule # 32: Enjoy the Little Things

As Tallahassee (played by Woodie Harrelson) once said in the film Zombieland, "Enjoy the Little Things." With this spirit of enjoyment in mind, I offer you a look into what truly makes me happy: seeing what stupid and funny things people can do on Facebook.

*NOTE* If it is difficult to see the entire caption, simply click on the item and the original link will pop up.

I DON'T REMEMBER TURNING S, BUT I'M TOLD THAT THE BIRTHDAY CLOWN GOT DRUNK AND TRIED TO TAKE PICTURES OF MY NO-NO AREA.

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WITH FRIENDS LIKE THESE, IN THIS TOWN...

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I LIKE TO DRAW JESUS IN A TUXEDO T-SHIRT BECAUSE IT SAYS, "I WANT TO BE FORMAL, BUT I'M HERE TO PARTY"

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I WOULD HIRE ADMIRAL ACKBAR TO DIRECT THE COMMERCIAL JUST SO HE COULD SAY, "IT'S A WRAP!!!"

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BUT SURPRISINGLY LESS SUSPICIOUS THAN JOINING THE TEA PARTY MOVEMENT

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TURKEY w/MAYO SOUNDS GOOD

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I SAW TWO GUYS HUGGING IN THE BATHROOM ONCE FOR LIKE TEN MINUTES, BUT THEY BOTH LIKED IT

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BUT I HAVE HEARD THE DEATH CRY OF SPELL CHECKING

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F-----G SOCIALISTS MAN, THAT'S WHO

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BUT SARAH PALIN IS STILL THE TEA BAGGING QUEEN, RIGHT?

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ALL RETARDS GO TO HEAVEN

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YOU'RE WELCOME

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ATTENTION CUSTOMERS: ALL FREUDIAN SLIPPERS ARE ON SALE THIS WEEK AND ARE LOCATED IN THE 'WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS MOTHER'... ER, I MEAN THE 'UNCONSCIOUS MIND' AISLE