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First off, thank you Chris for that wonderful introduction and DAMN YOU for telling people my secrets!

Ok this week in politics/US news, or at least what i find interesting, in a top 5 set up:

5. McCain Confronts Obama on Marine One; another reason why this Maverick should be audition for the third installment of grump old men. My friend, you lost and you have no one to blame except yourself, well maybe her or him (notice the sweat-shit, i mean shirt).

Mr. McCouldn't.... count it.

4. Governors turn down stimulus money; it's not the progressive states which hold some what of a economy, its the "leaders" of the most deprived states. At least four Republican Governors are saying thanks but no thanks to some of the $150 billion of "free" money doled out to states
These Governors -- Haley Barbour of Mississippi, Bobby Jindal of Louisiana, Rick Perry of Texas and Mark Sanford of South Carolina. The tens of billions of dollars of aid for health care, welfare and education will disappear in two years and leave states with no way to finance the expanded programs. So that's; Mississippi, Louisiana, Texas and South Carolina, any one notice a trend? No? let me Bush(new term for dumming down, use it) it for you, Louisiana 32% black, South Carolina 29% black, Texas 53% Hispanic and black, Mississippi 32% black. ...We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness... but screw you if your a minority in the south, you don't count.

BUT WAIT! There is HOPE, and not that Obama left wing, pink ol commie Hope... but good 'ol red blooded American maverick plumber HOPE...

Gov. Samford of South Carolina, offers a alternative to federal aide money... if you close your eyes and keep saying nothing is wrong repeatedly, everything will be ok. I cannot wait for the day that people wake up from this magic spell and realize how much of a phony you are.

3. The 51st State; DC's two-century-long wait for a voice in Congress was a step closer to ending Tuesday with a crucial Senate vote to take up legislation giving the capital city's 600,000 residents a full seat in the House of Representatives. This is the first step towards Statehood. If you know anything about how DC receives funds for infrastructure, its about time... driving in the city is similar to hunting with Dick Cheney (bob and move). Best of luck DC.

2. Good Night and Good Luck Conan; after 16 years (the age cody likes his women) and 2725 shows (same number of times Chris has attempted to hit on drunk biatches and failed) will be moving to a town of glitter girls and cocaine friends... even though he claims he'll never grow up, once in L.A. i have a feeling he will be saying "tell me i sold out, tell me i sold out go ahead". Nonetheless, best wishes to you on your new venture, the Late Night will be missed.

1. Sean Penn really Milk's it; Mr. Penn, i applaud you, not only for your amazing performance but also for your open mind and use of your first amendment right.

"We've got to have equal rights for everyone"

This one is for you Puggy,
K-Dubs