As with every decade, there are some artists who have staying power and some who don’t. Some bands come from obscurity and tear up the charts only to come crashing down just as quickly as they rose to the top, others string along the notion of lasting dominance only to realize that they never did become what everybody thought they would be.
It is as tragic as it is joyous. Thus we here at Lucky Street Tribune have decided to include for you the one-hit wonders of the decade. On one hand, the artist or band made it to the top, something that very few musicians are able to do; on the other hand, the pressure to stay on top proved to be too intricate a task. Some one-hit wonders are the product of being at the right place at the right time, others set a musical trend, some are the products of a key producer or featuring artist’s touch, some are covers, and some are just so stupid that they cannot help but be a chart topper.
To be fair, time is the biggest factor in determining who is/will become a one-hit wonder; for every novelty song (where it is obvious that the band will be a one hit wonder) there an instance where the artist really had the chops, but they just couldn’t regain their swagger to collect a second hit and before they knew it, they are being labeled a one-hit wonder. Time really is the key to becoming a one-hit wonder. Because of this, no songs from 2007 – 2009 are featured on this list.
Below is the list of the Top 10 One-Hit Wonders (along with a series of fake awards to accompany them):
1. Bad Day – Daniel Powter [2006]
----- Winner of the “Greatest American Hero Award” (a.k.a. the “One-Hit Wonder Where the Song was Bigger Than the Show Award”)
Take away American Idol and this song would never have made it into the top ten. And oh did they play the crap out of this song. They just played it and played it and played it and played it and played it and played it and played it and… It’s hard to imagine that the song would be a hit on the radio when it was heard every week on American Idol. Seriously, even if you didn’t watch the show and tried to avoid the radio, this song could still be heard everywhere. There was literally nowhere else to hide. This song suffered the same fate as many one-hit wonders: overexposure; it was just played too damn much. The fact that it engulfed the world’s most famous music competition (almost overshadowing the show itself) and the fact that it reached the top of the billboard charts with nary a hint of repeat status earns Daniel Powter the title of One-Hit Wonder of the Decade.
2. Who Let the Dogs Out? – Baha Men [2000]
----- Winner of the “Macarena Award” (a.k.a. the “Worst One-Hit Wonder of the Decade Award”)
Seriously? Seriously? Are you guys f - - king kidding me? Are you proud of yourselves? Well, believe it or not, it was a hit. So simple was the track that everyone from mothers to schoolchildren began to perform this song at everyday events such as sporting events to music class. Half of the people loved this song and half of them hated it. Looking back, I’m sure everyone who loved the song is embarrassed to have liked it for as long as they did.
3. Crazy – Gnarles Barkley [2006]
I remember when, I remember, I remember when this song was big; something so special about that song… This song was possibly the most acclaimed of the group, winning Rolling Stone Magazine’s Song of the Year award. Gnarles Barkley is definitely a unique product, one who was never meant to be a superstar, let alone a chart topper. This song was never supposed to be a hit and he knew it. Fortunately, it was well received and went on to become one of the most covered songs of the decade. Artists who covered this song include the Kooks, and Butch Walker.
4. Butterfly – Crazy Town [2001]
Attention all white people who think they can rap: look no further than 2001’s “Butterfly” by Crazy Town to show you that no, you really can’t rap and expect to be cool. Cheezy and simple, Crazy Town delivered a monster hit and was never heard from again. If anything, they were a buffer band; they were a band that filled in the gap between one prominent band and another. Reminicent to Limp Bizkit, Crazy Town took themselves too seriously (without the talent to back it up). As a hybrid rock/rap band, they managed to pave the way for several similar bands yet to come, including Linkin Park. It’s doubtful that anybody is hoping to hear a new Crazy Town song on the radio, because that would be the saddest thing in the history of the world.
5. Absolutely (Story of a Girl) – Nine Days [2000]
----- Winner of the “Come On Eileen Award” (a.k.a. the “Best One-Hit Wonder Song Of the Decade Award”)
Nine Days is the band that should have been one of the best artists of the decade and instead only left us with the fond memory of just the one song. Everyone expected more from them, everyone thought they would be back on top, but fate had a different idea in store for them; Sony, their record label, decided to shelf their 2003 album So Happily Unsatisfied (which has still yet to be released). Without their record label behind them (and an additional three years left on their contract) the band had a hard time remaining relevant, so they worked on solo projects in the meantime. The gap between their 2000 hit and their follow-up album was seven years; far too much time to remain relevant. At this point, the band seems unlikely to accomplish anything more than “Absolutely (Story of a Girl)”, but they are still together and stranger things have happened.
6. I Try – Macy Gray [2000]
When it comes to Macy Gray, one has to wonder if her Grammy Award for Best New Artist was a bit premature. “I Try” was a bona-fide chart topper and her smoky, raspy voice was defiantly unique, but she was never able to repeat that same success. She had some minor success with her follow-up album but they were forgettable and out of everyone’s heads not long after their release. Soon after, he career took a downturn and she moved on to other things, including acting. After he acting career dried up she returned to music, going under the alias Nemesis Jaxson. She is hoping to release her next album by 2010.
7. Wherever You Will Go – The Calling [2002]
----- Winner of the "That Thing You Do Award" (a.k.a. the "Band that Couldn't Stop Fighting Long Enough to Produce Another Hit Award")
Becoming one of the top hits of the year, “Wherever You Will Go” derived most of its popularity from lead singer Alex Band’s vocal similarity to then-Creed front man Scott Stapp. The Calling seemed to have everything going for it, until it didn’t. Not long after their song left the charts the band faced turmoil backstage and faced in-fighting. Half of the members left the band and sued the remaining members of the band, a break-up soon followed. Alex Band went on to acquire a top ten hit with his solo song “Why Don’t You & I” in 2004. Despite their one hit, the song has remained fairly steady airplay on light rock radio stations.
8. Tipsy – J-Kwon [2004]
Written by a teenager who was not legally old enough to drink, J-Kwon set the music world on fire with “Tipsy”. A simple song with agonizingly simple lyrics, J-Kwon was too young to have anything important to say, was too inexperienced to have multiple songs under his arsenal, and happened to catch lightning in a bottle. There were a million better hip-hop songs out there, this song just happened to be a hit at the clubs. Because of his youth, it’s not out of the question that J-Kwon can have another hit, but after five years without a hit and out of the limelight the odds are against him.
9. Laffy Taffy – D4L [2006]
----- Winner of the “Anita Ward Award” (a.k.a. the “Genre Makes The Hit Award”)
Ah, krunk; a simpler time, a time when all a person had to do was yell a couple of key phrases like “WHAT! YEAH! and OKAY! to assure one’s-self a hit. D4L’s “Laffy-Taffy” not only featured a repetitive chorus, monster bass tracks, and an element of sampeling (from the song “Candy Girl” by New Edition) but it also was released during krunk’s viable hey-day. Had it been released in 2002 or 2008 it would not have been a hit; timing was everything to this song’s success. Oddly enough, while it reached number one on the US Billboard Top 100 charts, it never became a top five rap or hip-hop song on its respective chart.
10. Blue (Da Ba Dee) – Eiffel 65 [2000]
Released in January of 2000, this song earns the title for the first true one hit wonder of the decade. Eiffel 65, a dance music band, made its first and only crossover hit of their career. The annoyingly catchy dance-mix song was enhanced by its effects-driven music video, featuring a bevy of 3-D aliens rocking out to the song in outer space.
Honorable Mentions:
• You’re Beautiful – James Blunt [2006]
The reason this song didn’t make the list (it would have been listed at number two) is because the likelihood of James Blunt having another hit is still quite high. When “You’re Beautiful” first came out, the world indulged on it to the point where it heard it too much, and later became disgusted with it and never wanted to hear it again. In fact, the song’s tremendous popularity (and later revolt) may be the reason that Blunt may fall into the annals of history as a one-hit wonder. It seems premature to call him a one-hit wonder at this moment but it also wouldn’t be wise to exclude him either.
• Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit of…) – Lou Bega [1999-2000] & Thong Song – Sisqo [1999-2000]
Technically these songs were both released in November of 1999, so they can’t officially be listed as having been released this decade. However, neither songs had reached their full hit status until the new millennium, so they count. “Thong Song” did not become a hit until March and “Mambo No. 5” was a hit well into the summer, spanning more parody songs than anyone could imagine. In Atlanta, both the Atlanta Braves and the Atlanta Zoo featured radio ad parodies of the song. As they both are novelty songs, neither singer saw their solo career pan out. Sisqo had a bit more success, being a feature singer on the popular Will Smith song “The Wild, Wild West” for the film of the same name. He also went on to have cameos in a couple of television and movies before fading out of the spotlight.
• Because I Got High – Afroman [2001]
----- Winner of the “Chumbawamba Award” (a.k.a. “Song That Became An Anthem Award”)
This song really connected with a lot of people because they get high, because they get high, because they get hi-igh. This song will be the musical version of the film “Half Baked” – a pot smokers’ delight. A niche song, this novelty track has the potential to have more lasting power than any of these songs on the list.
• Lean Back – Terror Squad [2004]
----- Winner of the “Electric Slide Award” (a.k.a. the “Dance Move that Sweeps the Nation Award”)
----- Winner of the “Rockwell Award” (a.k.a. the “I Got A Major Artist To Perform In This Song And That Is The Only Reason That This Song Is A Hit Award”)
Okay lazy people, you officially have a dance move; now shut the f- - k up. This song, popularized by the appearance of Fat Joe – who basically does most of the work on this song – requires the following moves to become a dancing guru: Step 1) Lean back. Step 2) … There is no step two.
• I Believe in a Thing Called Love – The Darkness [2003]
----- Winner of the “Gary Numan Award” (a.k.a. “The Right Place at the Right Time Award”)
This faux rock band was a band that was ahead of its time, right on time. Marvelous 3’s 1999 “Ready, Sex, Go” album featured many of the same elements of this ironically retro rock pop album, yet did not reach hit status. So why did this band have a hit and not Marvelous 3? Two words: Falsetto Voice.
• God Bless the USA – Lee Greenwood [1984/2001]
Is it possible for a one-hit wonder to become a hit again? If so, then Lee Greenwood is your man. Originally becoming a one-hit wonder in 1984, the country singer’s track was usually only heard during the 4th of July weekend. Then September 11th happened; suddenly patriotic music filled the airwaves and “God Bless the USA” was the biggest benefactor. Re-entering the charts, this single rose to number 16 on the US Billboard Top 100.
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Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Heavy Rain (Playstation 3)
How far are you prepared to go to save someone you love?
Below is a link to quite possibly the most important and innovative PS3 game to come out since it debuted in 2006, titled Heavy Rain. Set in the mold of a suspense thriller (think of the film Seven), this game is far different than most games.
Unlike most mystery/suspense thrillers, it is not a puzzle game -- a game where the player must solve every piece of it before continuing -- rather it is a film noir that plays out like an interactive film, featuring a cause and effect storyline.
The basic concept of the story is that it revolves around a serial killer named the Origami Killer, because he leaves behind an origami figurine on the body of every victim he kills.
Following the killer's footsteps are four people, all playable: an FBI profiler named Norman Jayden, a private detective named Scott Shelby, an architect named Ethan Mars, and journalist named Madison Paige.
Unlike other games where the character plays a scene over and over until he or she is successful, Heavy Rain seeks a different path: once your character dies in the game, they are dead. There is no coming back. The story revolves around four people and the player then moves onto another character for the duration of the story. If all four characters die then the game is over, with a plot line to match such an occurrence. Every single scenario has a direct effect on the outcome of the story.
Also setting this game apart from others is the controls. Nearly every game features a control function in which the left analog stick moves the character; not Heavy Rain. In this game, the right trigger (you read that right, the right trigger) moves the character forward, with the left analog stick controlling the character's head movements. If a player looks left then presses the right trigger the character will turn left as he or she is moving.
Another variation that differs from the norm is the use of quick time controls. Now, I know what your thinking, "Oh God, I hate games with quick time controls. This game is going to suck." Well it's not like that at all, so just shut the f--k up. These quick time controls are both engaging and not too distracting. In fact, one could say that the entire game follows this path.
Let's say that a character wants to open a door or look inside a mailbox, well, a function button will direct the player what actions to perform. Likewise, action or dramatic scenes require the same feat. The only difference between the dramatic scenes and any other are the dangers from failing to perform the task. Most quick time games don't allow the player to screw up or else they'll fail that portion and have to start over, Hard Rain allows the player to screw up a few times -- just make sure not to do it at the wrong time or your character may not make it through the entire scene.
It sounds a bit difficult to understand at first but trust me, it gets easier. On a similar note: action bubbles are also featured in scenes. These drive the conversation and (much like the Sims) the character as several options that dictate the tone and reactions of the receiving listener. Be sympathetic to a grieving father and you may get some more information, too harsh a tone may get you thrown out on your ass; it really depends on how you react during such times.
As in life, the more calm someone is, the easier it is to make a decision. When things are running smoothly the dialogue boxes move around the character slowly. When things are tense then the character's thoughts are a bit scrambled; making it harder to think clearly and select the best course of action. Every piece of dialogue has a reaction from the recipient and changes the outcome of the conversation, so pay attention.
The graphics are simply stunning. Graphics that used to be only available in a cut scene is now part of the actual game play. Using full body and facial motion capturing techniques, the amount of detail is utterly amazing. Smile lines, wrinkles, facial hair, and even freckles are captured in stunning accuracy to the real models that the game based it on. These people don't just look like the people they're supposed to, they are the people.
According to E3, the technology PhysX through nVidia was used to enable animations of pupil dilation, tongue, eyes, fingers, and dynamic hair with physics. The game engine also supports real-time post-processing, using Vicon MX40 cameras and system equipment to record facial motion and muscle renderings.
The game is scheduled to come out in Feb. 2010, so make sure to save some excess Christmas money for its release. Also, if you don't already own one, I'd recommend getting a PS3. The game is that good.
Sales have been fairly slow for the PS3 thusfar and with the recent drop in price it is only a matter of time before the system develops its first iconic hit. This could be the game that forever remains linked to the gaming system; like the Xbox's Halo, Nintendo's Mario Bros., Genesis' Sonic the Hedgehog, Nintendo 64's Goldeneye, etc.
If you'd like a little more information on the game from it's creator David Cage, then check out this clip at the end of the article. Otherwise, enjoy.
Below is a link to quite possibly the most important and innovative PS3 game to come out since it debuted in 2006, titled Heavy Rain. Set in the mold of a suspense thriller (think of the film Seven), this game is far different than most games.
Unlike most mystery/suspense thrillers, it is not a puzzle game -- a game where the player must solve every piece of it before continuing -- rather it is a film noir that plays out like an interactive film, featuring a cause and effect storyline.
The basic concept of the story is that it revolves around a serial killer named the Origami Killer, because he leaves behind an origami figurine on the body of every victim he kills.
Following the killer's footsteps are four people, all playable: an FBI profiler named Norman Jayden, a private detective named Scott Shelby, an architect named Ethan Mars, and journalist named Madison Paige.
Unlike other games where the character plays a scene over and over until he or she is successful, Heavy Rain seeks a different path: once your character dies in the game, they are dead. There is no coming back. The story revolves around four people and the player then moves onto another character for the duration of the story. If all four characters die then the game is over, with a plot line to match such an occurrence. Every single scenario has a direct effect on the outcome of the story.
Also setting this game apart from others is the controls. Nearly every game features a control function in which the left analog stick moves the character; not Heavy Rain. In this game, the right trigger (you read that right, the right trigger) moves the character forward, with the left analog stick controlling the character's head movements. If a player looks left then presses the right trigger the character will turn left as he or she is moving.
Another variation that differs from the norm is the use of quick time controls. Now, I know what your thinking, "Oh God, I hate games with quick time controls. This game is going to suck." Well it's not like that at all, so just shut the f--k up. These quick time controls are both engaging and not too distracting. In fact, one could say that the entire game follows this path.
Let's say that a character wants to open a door or look inside a mailbox, well, a function button will direct the player what actions to perform. Likewise, action or dramatic scenes require the same feat. The only difference between the dramatic scenes and any other are the dangers from failing to perform the task. Most quick time games don't allow the player to screw up or else they'll fail that portion and have to start over, Hard Rain allows the player to screw up a few times -- just make sure not to do it at the wrong time or your character may not make it through the entire scene.
It sounds a bit difficult to understand at first but trust me, it gets easier. On a similar note: action bubbles are also featured in scenes. These drive the conversation and (much like the Sims) the character as several options that dictate the tone and reactions of the receiving listener. Be sympathetic to a grieving father and you may get some more information, too harsh a tone may get you thrown out on your ass; it really depends on how you react during such times.
As in life, the more calm someone is, the easier it is to make a decision. When things are running smoothly the dialogue boxes move around the character slowly. When things are tense then the character's thoughts are a bit scrambled; making it harder to think clearly and select the best course of action. Every piece of dialogue has a reaction from the recipient and changes the outcome of the conversation, so pay attention.
The graphics are simply stunning. Graphics that used to be only available in a cut scene is now part of the actual game play. Using full body and facial motion capturing techniques, the amount of detail is utterly amazing. Smile lines, wrinkles, facial hair, and even freckles are captured in stunning accuracy to the real models that the game based it on. These people don't just look like the people they're supposed to, they are the people.
According to E3, the technology PhysX through nVidia was used to enable animations of pupil dilation, tongue, eyes, fingers, and dynamic hair with physics. The game engine also supports real-time post-processing, using Vicon MX40 cameras and system equipment to record facial motion and muscle renderings.
The game is scheduled to come out in Feb. 2010, so make sure to save some excess Christmas money for its release. Also, if you don't already own one, I'd recommend getting a PS3. The game is that good.
Sales have been fairly slow for the PS3 thusfar and with the recent drop in price it is only a matter of time before the system develops its first iconic hit. This could be the game that forever remains linked to the gaming system; like the Xbox's Halo, Nintendo's Mario Bros., Genesis' Sonic the Hedgehog, Nintendo 64's Goldeneye, etc.
If you'd like a little more information on the game from it's creator David Cage, then check out this clip at the end of the article. Otherwise, enjoy.
Monday, August 17, 2009
Music Watch: The Top 10 Springsteen Songs You've Never Heard
For all of Bruce Springsteen's (a.k.a. THE BOSS) accomplishments, perhaps the songs he is best known for are some of his worst (I'm talking to you Red Headed Woman).
Anyway, in between his acclaimed gems are the diamonds in the rough. As some of our readers may be aware, Springsteen's albums -- while not strictly concept albums -- followed a very similiar theme in each album he released, meaning that some of his best songs never made it onto the shelves. Did you know that "Born in the U.S.A." was a reject from his low-key acoustic Nebraska album? That is where I (and a large portion of his 1998 Tracks album) come into play.
First, lets set the ground rules: just because a song did not become a radio hit does not make it elidgeable for this list. If that were the case, than I'd have to include Atlantic City, Promised Land, Should I Fall Behind, or any song that made its way onto a greatest hits CD. Because any casual fan would know that "Rosalita (Come Out Tonight)" is to The Boss what "Panio Man" is to Billy Joel -- it is his signature concert anthem.
Despite being semi-familiar to casual Springsteen fans, some of his less popular (Nebraska) and later works (We Shall Overcome: The Seeger Sessions) will be elidgible for this list. Songs from extremly popular albums such as Born to Run or Born in the U.S.A are less likely to be on the list, but don't expect to see a few outakes make the list.
Now introducing to you, the 10 best Springsteen songs that you've never heard:
10. Tie: Sherry Darling/Janey, Don't You Lose Heart/Be True -- Nothing like a feel-good romp to get the list started. I couldn't decide between the three -- all of which carry a bit of similarity -- so I decided to count them as one. Note, of the three, two were failed Born in the U.S.A. tracks and one (Sherry Darling) was featured on his 1980 album The River.
9. Restless Nights -- A track so rare that even YouTube doesn't have a clip of The Boss playing it, so we went with the next best thing, a cover. The Springsteen version is here in the link.
8. Empty Sky -- The Rising saw a plethora of critical acclaim and quickly rose to the top of the charts like no new Springsteen album in over a decade. But this is the digital era, and people mostly buy singles now, meaning that this track is usually the forgotten 9/11 track of the bunch.
7. Lost in the Flood/Spirit in the Night -- I could have entered several songs from his earlier work, but felt as though these songs embodied much of what he represented back then. Specifically, I chose "Lost in the Flood" because he had not performed the song for 20 years until he busted it out for the reunion tour in 1999 (last having played it in 1978).
6. Sad Eyes -- Another Tracks song, was a reject from his Human Touch album, arguably the worst of his career (only matched with another album that he released on the same day, Lucky Town). How this album found its way onto the cutting room floor is beyond me when listening to Human Touch.
5. Pay Me My Money Down/Erie Canal/Old Dan Tucker -- Playing with his folk band (The Seeger Sessions Band), Springsteen brought out his first and only cover album, using songs made famous by Pete Seeger. The album won a Grammy for Best Traditional Folk Album yet went largely unnoticed by the public, selling only 700,000 copies. "Old Dan Tucker" is probably my favorite of the set, but Pay Me My Money Down features a video where Bruce dances like an old Jewish guy with a stiff back -- it is both sad and funny at the same time. Erie Canal leaves a haunting presence long after you've stopped listening.
4. Devils & Dust -- the title track to his 2004 folk album featured a plethora of heartfelt, ponient expressions of nuiance that became a critics darling. The album went on to win five Grammy Awards, including best rock album, but the song "Devils & Dust" is the true winner, winning Song of the Year. The song was written in 2003 as a protest to the Iraq War, about a soldier trying to survive and make sense of his role there. It is only at number four because it was so popular at the award shows, yet not a radio tune. The lyrics of this song are perhaps his best work since Born in the U.S.A. Here is the studio version that won the Grammy award for best long-form music video.
I got God on my side,
I'm just trying to survive -
What if, what you do to survive
Kills the things you love.
Fear's a powerful thing ...
3. Land of Hope and Dreams -- This song has never, repeat, never been featured on a studio album. The only time that this song has been recorded professionally was the Chimes of Freedom live album. It is similiar in content to "Promised Land" and tells of the promise of hope, the darkness of dispair, and the dream that is America. On the flip side, "American Skin (41 Shots)" details what is wrong with America. This version was also never a studio release, but it did make headlines.
2. Thundercrack -- A failed track from his The Wild, the Innocent & the E Street Shuffle, Thundercrack is a free-spirited rock song that will be played from time to time in concert. Here is a version from the mid-70s, notice the facial hair he was sporting back then... wow.
1. I Don't Want to Go Home -- This is one of those songs where you hear it for the first time and say to yourself, "What the hell? How did I live this long and not know that this song existed?!?!" Well, technically, it is not a Springsteen song but infact that of Southside Johnny and the Ashbury Jukes (Springsteen is from Ashbury Park, NJ). Not only did the two know each other, but the song was written by Steve Van Zandt, who played with Springsteen as a founding member of the E Street Band (even finishing "Born to Run" when Springsteen was in a musical rut) who left to found a new band. The result was one crazy night in Cleveland in 1978 when Springsteen made an appearence in a concert that would later become a live album. The result is a Springsteen song that even some serious fans may not know about.
Anyway, in between his acclaimed gems are the diamonds in the rough. As some of our readers may be aware, Springsteen's albums -- while not strictly concept albums -- followed a very similiar theme in each album he released, meaning that some of his best songs never made it onto the shelves. Did you know that "Born in the U.S.A." was a reject from his low-key acoustic Nebraska album? That is where I (and a large portion of his 1998 Tracks album) come into play.
First, lets set the ground rules: just because a song did not become a radio hit does not make it elidgeable for this list. If that were the case, than I'd have to include Atlantic City, Promised Land, Should I Fall Behind, or any song that made its way onto a greatest hits CD. Because any casual fan would know that "Rosalita (Come Out Tonight)" is to The Boss what "Panio Man" is to Billy Joel -- it is his signature concert anthem.
Despite being semi-familiar to casual Springsteen fans, some of his less popular (Nebraska) and later works (We Shall Overcome: The Seeger Sessions) will be elidgible for this list. Songs from extremly popular albums such as Born to Run or Born in the U.S.A are less likely to be on the list, but don't expect to see a few outakes make the list.
Now introducing to you, the 10 best Springsteen songs that you've never heard:
10. Tie: Sherry Darling/Janey, Don't You Lose Heart/Be True -- Nothing like a feel-good romp to get the list started. I couldn't decide between the three -- all of which carry a bit of similarity -- so I decided to count them as one. Note, of the three, two were failed Born in the U.S.A. tracks and one (Sherry Darling) was featured on his 1980 album The River.
9. Restless Nights -- A track so rare that even YouTube doesn't have a clip of The Boss playing it, so we went with the next best thing, a cover. The Springsteen version is here in the link.
8. Empty Sky -- The Rising saw a plethora of critical acclaim and quickly rose to the top of the charts like no new Springsteen album in over a decade. But this is the digital era, and people mostly buy singles now, meaning that this track is usually the forgotten 9/11 track of the bunch.
7. Lost in the Flood/Spirit in the Night -- I could have entered several songs from his earlier work, but felt as though these songs embodied much of what he represented back then. Specifically, I chose "Lost in the Flood" because he had not performed the song for 20 years until he busted it out for the reunion tour in 1999 (last having played it in 1978).
6. Sad Eyes -- Another Tracks song, was a reject from his Human Touch album, arguably the worst of his career (only matched with another album that he released on the same day, Lucky Town). How this album found its way onto the cutting room floor is beyond me when listening to Human Touch.
5. Pay Me My Money Down/Erie Canal/Old Dan Tucker -- Playing with his folk band (The Seeger Sessions Band), Springsteen brought out his first and only cover album, using songs made famous by Pete Seeger. The album won a Grammy for Best Traditional Folk Album yet went largely unnoticed by the public, selling only 700,000 copies. "Old Dan Tucker" is probably my favorite of the set, but Pay Me My Money Down features a video where Bruce dances like an old Jewish guy with a stiff back -- it is both sad and funny at the same time. Erie Canal leaves a haunting presence long after you've stopped listening.
4. Devils & Dust -- the title track to his 2004 folk album featured a plethora of heartfelt, ponient expressions of nuiance that became a critics darling. The album went on to win five Grammy Awards, including best rock album, but the song "Devils & Dust" is the true winner, winning Song of the Year. The song was written in 2003 as a protest to the Iraq War, about a soldier trying to survive and make sense of his role there. It is only at number four because it was so popular at the award shows, yet not a radio tune. The lyrics of this song are perhaps his best work since Born in the U.S.A. Here is the studio version that won the Grammy award for best long-form music video.
I got God on my side,
I'm just trying to survive -
What if, what you do to survive
Kills the things you love.
Fear's a powerful thing ...
3. Land of Hope and Dreams -- This song has never, repeat, never been featured on a studio album. The only time that this song has been recorded professionally was the Chimes of Freedom live album. It is similiar in content to "Promised Land" and tells of the promise of hope, the darkness of dispair, and the dream that is America. On the flip side, "American Skin (41 Shots)" details what is wrong with America. This version was also never a studio release, but it did make headlines.
2. Thundercrack -- A failed track from his The Wild, the Innocent & the E Street Shuffle, Thundercrack is a free-spirited rock song that will be played from time to time in concert. Here is a version from the mid-70s, notice the facial hair he was sporting back then... wow.
1. I Don't Want to Go Home -- This is one of those songs where you hear it for the first time and say to yourself, "What the hell? How did I live this long and not know that this song existed?!?!" Well, technically, it is not a Springsteen song but infact that of Southside Johnny and the Ashbury Jukes (Springsteen is from Ashbury Park, NJ). Not only did the two know each other, but the song was written by Steve Van Zandt, who played with Springsteen as a founding member of the E Street Band (even finishing "Born to Run" when Springsteen was in a musical rut) who left to found a new band. The result was one crazy night in Cleveland in 1978 when Springsteen made an appearence in a concert that would later become a live album. The result is a Springsteen song that even some serious fans may not know about.
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
10 Things More Annoying Than The Ting Tings...
As you can probably guess, the title of the song is "That's Not My Name", and the band's name is The Ting Tings. I'm sure that you have heard this song on the radio in the past few weeks. If you haven't yet, you probably will. I have a funny feeling that, unfortunately... this will be 2009's "Girlfriend" so to speak. God help us all...
So, you're probably asking yourself, what-oh-what could be more interesting than that damn song? For the first time on this blog, I have begrudgingly decided to have a co-author to this article. Okay, so maybe he punched me in the face, and wrote half of the list while I was cleaning up the blood, but whatever. To find out 10 things we find more annoying than the Ting Tings, click on the link below.
So now... 10 Things More Annoying Than The Ting Tings:
10. [Secret Agent Michael Scarn] The fact that I cannot talk about Fight Clu... oops, I've said too much.
[Rafael] You're an idiot...
9. [Secret Agent Michael Scarn] Mark Buehrle. What gives him the right to be so perfect through 45 consecutive batters? Who does he think he is?
[Rafael] By know I assume that the readers know that he was speaking ironically, and that we have nothing but praise for his work.
8. [Secret Agent Michael Scarn]Rafael on the phone -- whether it be it Kate or any other caller, Rafael clearly knows nothing about phone etiquette. And he has a tiny penis. A very tiny penis.
[Rafael] But Chris, you know we are twins, right? You know, if you are saying that I am sm--
[Secret Agent Michael Scarn] I stand by my statement!!!
7. [Rafael] Lawn gnomes. Screw you Travelocity!
Secret Agent Michael Scarn] Really? I kinda like them.
{Rafael] No you don't. You just like to piss me off.
Secret Agent Michael Scarn] Well, yeah... that's true!
6. [Rafael] Carlos Zambrano. He is a decent enough pitcher, but the guy is way too emotional. He acts like he single handily won the world series every single time he strikes a guy out. We get it! You are a douche!
[Secret Agent Michael Scarn] Hold on now, the only reason you don't like him is because he plays for the Cubs. If he pitched for the White Sox, you would love him.
[Rafael] That's not true...
[Secret Agent Michael Scarn] Okay, than what about Magglio Ordonez? You used to love the guy when he was with the White Sox, but now that he is with the Tigers, you hate him.
[Rafael] That's different.
[Secret Agent Michael Scarn] HOW IS THAT DIFFERENT?
[Rafael] It's very simple... screw you!
5. [Secret Agent Michael Scarn] The whole, "Well, God does everything for a reason," excuse. F%@k that!!! If God didn't want children to be molested, he wouldn't have created Michael Jackson!!! You know what I'm talking about. Yes, sweet, supple children with those delicate orifices -- they know not what they do...
[Rafael] wow... just wow...
4. [Rafael] Jay Leno. I have nothing against you as a person, but you are such a tool. You finally step down from the Tonight Show, giving Conan the spotlight. Then, not two months before you are off the air, NBC announces not only that you are coming back, but that you are taking up 5 hours of prime time every week!!! What the F@*k! Seriously....
[Secret Agent Michael Scarn] That is not cool... You don't do that! God!!! I am so mad right now!!! GAWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
[Rafael] Don't make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he is angry...
3. [Rafael] Deal or No Deal!!! That has got to be the dumbest game show in the history of game shows. It is just a bunch of people screaming "Deal" or "No Deal". That's it? That is considered "Must-See" television these days?
[Secret Agent Michael Scarn] I know!!! How is this even considered a game show? THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO SKILL INVOLVED!!! At least on other shows, there is some skill involved. With Deal or No Deal, you just pick a damn case, and start shouting "No deal!" at the top of your lungs like some idiot.
[K-dubs] Come on guys, the show's not that bad...
[Rafael and Secret Agent Michael Scarn] F@*K YOU KEVIN!!!
2. Secret Agent Michael Scarn] Sarah Palin!!! 'Nuff Said!!!
[Rafael] To be honest, I am more indifferent to Sarah Palin. She can't help it if she is a complete f@*king moron. Its the people who support Sarah Palin that I can't stand. The other day, I saw a bumper sticker that read, "Sarah for President, 2012". What the hell is wrong with you? How can you sit there with a strait face and tell me that she is the best choice to represent the people of America. She has little to no experience whatsoever, she is dumber than a dead possum with down syndrome, and she is consistently under investigation for abusing her power. I can't understand how everyone can understand that, but because she is moderately attractive, and supports shooting guns, she is a serious contender to win her party's nomination.
1. [Secret Agent Michael Scarn] The fact that Edward Norton has only been nominated for one Academy Award, yet Cher has one on her mantle.
[Rafael] Chris, I know that you are upset about Ed Norton, but the only reason you are even talking about him is because that movie has been on T.V. almost 20 times in the past week.
[Secret Agent Michael Scarn] And what movie would that be, exactly?
[Rafael] Fight Clu--
[Secret Agent Michael Scarn] THE FIRST RULE ABOUT FIGHT CLUB IS THAT YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!!!
Before I leave you, I -- Rafael DelBosque IV -- would like to announce that I am a loser and am terribly sorry for messing with Chris' Bruce Springsteen poster. And I promise never to do it again. I also feel as though mentioning my tiny penis deserves a second comment, because it is so small.
[Rafael] What did you say?
[Secret Agent Michael Scarn] nothing...
THE END
At The Movies: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
"Once again, I must ask too much of you, Harry."
- Dumbledore
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince is the sixth installment in the Harry Potter series, based on the series of novels by J.K. Rowling. Like the rest of the films, it stars Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Alan Rickman, and Sir Michael Gambon. While this may be the most exciting film of the series, you may not want to pour the champagne just yet. For anyone who is wondering, I will refrain from giving away any spoilers... Any major ones, anyway (I assume that anyone reading this has probably already read the books, but I digress).
Like all Harry Potter movies to date, this film is filled with beautiful images, thrilling action scenes, and surprisingly decent amount of comedy. Unlike its predecessors, however, this film has been quite a bit more character-driven. This film (I know, I know... it is based off the book) has decided to rely mostly on the various state of the character's relationships/feelings for one another.
Right off the bat, this film had some magnificent scenes from Sir Michael Gambon. He completely stole the show, and I was thoroughly impressed by how he commanded the screen. Likewise, Daniel Radcliffe is really beginning to blossom into quite the talented actor. As always, there was a solid performance from Alan Rickman, who is one of the more underrated actors of his generation (If you don't believe me, watch his performances in Die Hard, Love Actually, and Galaxy Quest... This guy is versatile!).
As the film progresses, I was pleasantly surprised by the fact that Half-Blood Price finally allowed us, the viewer to have a better look at quidditch. Aside from the fact that is far to easy for the athletes to die, and there are no apparent anti-spell rules in place to prevent outside cheating, this looks like a very fun game. It was nice to see the game from the perspective of Ron, Ginny, and a few other characters. The CGI in that scene was fantastic, and I did not expect those scenes to push the story line as far as it did.
Unlike other films in the Harry Potter series, the Half-Blood Prince was the first film to realy concentrate on the romantic lives of several characters. It might seem like a risky maneuver for a big film franchise to delve too deeply into matters of the heart. For those of you who don't believe me, watch all of the non-action scenes from Return of the Sith (Damn you Lucus!!!). All joking aside, however, I had a mixed reaction to their attempt.
The dialogue between the characters was filled with real emotions. I mean, sure there was a little bit of teen angst, but I was actually impressed by the moderately smooth transition the franchise has been able to make. It is very easy to make a love scene materialize out of thin air, but the Harry Potter franchise has been laying the groundwork for quite some time. In regards to some characters, the payoff was really satisfying, and the chemestry seemed truly organic.
Unfortunately, I do have to point out that I do not feel any connection between the characters of Hermione and Ron. Whether or not the characters end up together or not is not the point... at this point, I really don't care. I know that the casting director casted these actors as children - and both Rupert Grint and Emma Watson are fine actors - but I just don't feel any type of real connection between the two.
As only a casual viewer, I am not familiar with the books, I am enjoying how they are starting to tie everything together. From beginning to end, almost every second of screen time left me wanting more of the story. I know that some parts of the story were easily predictable, but that did not stop me from enjoying the movie. In fact, this made me appreciate some of the previous films from the series. The first time I had watched Harry Potter and the Book of Secrets, I thought that the plot had been forced. Looking back at it now, while most sequels are just a thinly veiled way for movie studios to make an extra dollar (while diluting the impact of the original, ie The Matrix or Pirates of the Caribbean), this franchise has only gotten better and better. One reason is because the storyline has had a clear vision from beginning to end. Another reason is because of the suburb talent of the entire ensemble. It is difficult for such a diverse cast to stay together for so long. This only proves how much this cast believes in this project. I know that Emma Watson seriously considered leaving, but she just couldn't bare the thought of anyone else playing her, proving how connected the cast is to this project.
Is it worth seeing? Yes. Not only does this film leave me wanting more, but this series has also been able to change how I felt about the entire series.
Theatre or Rental? Theatre... This one is a no brainer. Sure, this movie will still translate well on the small screen, but with the special effects, and loyal fan following, you can understand why this film has been shattering records in its opening weeks. All I can say is that I can not wait to see what happens next...
Friday, July 24, 2009
AND YOU CAN PUT IT IN THE HISTORY BOOOOOOOOKS, YYYYYYYES!!!!!
Congratulations Mark Buehrle, you've just become the 18th person in history to toss a perfect game.
Buehrle, pitching in a game that placed the White Sox in a virtual tie with their rival Tigers team, had a day that will be remembered in the history looks for a long time. Not only is this the 18th perfect game in over 120 years of professional baseball, it is the first game in which a grand slam was hit. But that was not the most impressive statistic.
Buehrle has became the 24th pitcher to throw multiple no-hitters in a career. He is also one of only six other pitchers to have tossed two no-hitters, one of which included a perfect game. The other pitchers on the list include Cy Young, Addie Joss, Jim Bunning, Sandy Koufax and Randy Johnson. With the exception of Johnson, who has 300 career wins, all of the pitchers to accomplish this feat are enshrined in Cooperstown's famed Baseball's Hall of Fame (and yes, Johnson will be there someday).
It is at this time that we now begin to ask the question, is Mark Buehrle a Hall of Famer? In a nine year career, he is a four-time All-Star, has pitched two no-hitters (granted, a lot of HoF pitchers have not thrown one, and a lot of not so HoFers have -- see Hideo Nomo), and was a big part of the 2005 White Sox World Series championship.
So far pretty good. But what about comparisons? How would he rank against a probable Hall of Famer (Johan Santana) and a possible Hall of Famer (Mike Mussina)?
To be fair, we used the following criteria. All three played (for the most part) in the American League during the same era (1992-2009), played for teams with fairly successfull season records, and are being shown their career records up to the age of 30 (meaning that they may not have played the same amount of games, but they at least have an accurate sampling timeline).
------ Mike Mussina vs. Mark Buehrle vs. Johan Santana
Wins:--------136 ------------ 132 ------------- 120
Losses:-------66 ------------- 90 --------------- 58
W-L%:------.673 ----------- .595 ------------ .674
ERA:---------3.50 ----------- 3.78 ------------ 3.10
IP:----------1772.0 --------- 1973.0 -------- 1666.1
WHIP:------1.174 ---------- 1.264 ----------- 1.109
All-Stars:-----5 -------------- 4 ----------------- 4
Top 5 CYA:---5 -------------- 1 ----------------- 5
Gold Gloves:-4 -------------- 0 ----------------- 1
Through these numbers, a pattern starts to develop. First, Buehrle has a much lower winning percentage, a higher ERA, and -- despite his comparable All-Star appearances -- only one season in the top five of Cy Young voting. On that note, Buehrle finished at five while Mussina and Santana each had an additional season where they finished sixth in Cy Young voting.
So, perhaps he's not quite the Hall of Famer that his historical achievement may indicate, but he is the only one of the three with a World Series ring. But for a single day at least, Marke Buehrle was perfect. No one can ever say they pitched better than he did on that day. Congratulations Mark.
Buehrle, pitching in a game that placed the White Sox in a virtual tie with their rival Tigers team, had a day that will be remembered in the history looks for a long time. Not only is this the 18th perfect game in over 120 years of professional baseball, it is the first game in which a grand slam was hit. But that was not the most impressive statistic.
Buehrle has became the 24th pitcher to throw multiple no-hitters in a career. He is also one of only six other pitchers to have tossed two no-hitters, one of which included a perfect game. The other pitchers on the list include Cy Young, Addie Joss, Jim Bunning, Sandy Koufax and Randy Johnson. With the exception of Johnson, who has 300 career wins, all of the pitchers to accomplish this feat are enshrined in Cooperstown's famed Baseball's Hall of Fame (and yes, Johnson will be there someday).
It is at this time that we now begin to ask the question, is Mark Buehrle a Hall of Famer? In a nine year career, he is a four-time All-Star, has pitched two no-hitters (granted, a lot of HoF pitchers have not thrown one, and a lot of not so HoFers have -- see Hideo Nomo), and was a big part of the 2005 White Sox World Series championship.
So far pretty good. But what about comparisons? How would he rank against a probable Hall of Famer (Johan Santana) and a possible Hall of Famer (Mike Mussina)?
To be fair, we used the following criteria. All three played (for the most part) in the American League during the same era (1992-2009), played for teams with fairly successfull season records, and are being shown their career records up to the age of 30 (meaning that they may not have played the same amount of games, but they at least have an accurate sampling timeline).
------ Mike Mussina vs. Mark Buehrle vs. Johan Santana
Wins:--------136 ------------ 132 ------------- 120
Losses:-------66 ------------- 90 --------------- 58
W-L%:------.673 ----------- .595 ------------ .674
ERA:---------3.50 ----------- 3.78 ------------ 3.10
IP:----------1772.0 --------- 1973.0 -------- 1666.1
WHIP:------1.174 ---------- 1.264 ----------- 1.109
All-Stars:-----5 -------------- 4 ----------------- 4
Top 5 CYA:---5 -------------- 1 ----------------- 5
Gold Gloves:-4 -------------- 0 ----------------- 1
Through these numbers, a pattern starts to develop. First, Buehrle has a much lower winning percentage, a higher ERA, and -- despite his comparable All-Star appearances -- only one season in the top five of Cy Young voting. On that note, Buehrle finished at five while Mussina and Santana each had an additional season where they finished sixth in Cy Young voting.
So, perhaps he's not quite the Hall of Famer that his historical achievement may indicate, but he is the only one of the three with a World Series ring. But for a single day at least, Marke Buehrle was perfect. No one can ever say they pitched better than he did on that day. Congratulations Mark.
Saturday, July 4, 2009
STEVE MCNAIR: 1973-2009
Earlier today, former NFL MVP quarterback Steve McNair was killed by a gunshot wound to the head. According to police, the incident occurred inside a downtown Nashville condominium with one additional victim. As of right now, local detectives appear to have no serious leads and have yet to make any arrests on any suspects.
“We don’t know the details, but it is a terrible tragedy and our hearts go out to the families involved,” NFL commissioner Roger Goodell said in a statement.
“We are saddened and shocked to hear the news of Steve McNair’s passing today,” Titans owner Bud Adams said in a statement. “He was one of the finest players to play for our organization and one of the most beloved players by our fans. He played with unquestioned heart and leadership and led us to places that we had never reached, including our only Super Bowl.”
In perhaps the greatest ending to a Super Bowl in NFL history, McNair took the Titans down the field with the clock winding down on Super Bowl XXXIV. With only 22 seconds left in the game, and down by a touchdown, McNair slipped past two defenders who had latched onto his jersey, avoided the sack, and managed to toss a pass to the ten yard line. With only six seconds left, McNair passed a bullet into the heart of Kevin Dyson -- who was tackled by linebacker Mike Jones on the one yard line. The closest game in NFL history was decided by one yard on the final play of the game.
Although McNair would never again play in football's greatest game, he would continue to excel at it, returning to the AFC Championship game on two other occasions. He would also win a Co-MVP award in 2003 (having finished second in voting the year before) while attending three Pro-Bowls.
But as great as his statistical achievements may be, he is perhaps best known for his strength, grit, determination, and toughness. Simply put, he was the toughest player to play in the past ten years. In 2002, the year he finished second in MVP voting, McNair played half the season without participating in team practices -- so hurt from previous injuries, that he could only afford to play on game day. Despite these injuries, he managed to secure a playoff spot for his team, and exemplified what it was to be a team leader. Interestingly, despite his placing second in MVP voting, McNair did not get named to the Pro-Bowl that year.
Cool, calm, and collected, McNair exuded a different temperament than most other NFL players, he seemed to carry the weight of a city's dreams with the same seriousness as the mayor of the town the night before the election, yet never lost that joyous love and understanding that he was playing a game for a living.
For whatever reason, perhaps none, McNair has been taken from this world. Hopefully, the person(s) responsible for this tragedy will be put to justice for their crimes. But no matter the outcome, a life lost leaves only the memory of his accomplishments: he has four young sons, a wife, and had opened up his own restaurant named Gridiron9, which he opened on June 19, 2009.
He played the game in a way that made young kids want to be him, and the crusty veterans respect him. He was a blue-collar guy who happened to play sports. As a young kid, he was asked to carry the franchise's fate from their move from Houston (the last year the the team played there) to the new home in Tennessee. Within two years of starting, he led them to a championship game, passed for 31,304 yards and ran for 3,590. He was a true hybrid quarterback, a true player.
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
CrAzY pIcTuReS
Now I know what you're thinking, "You can't spell 'crazy pictures' with alternating caps. That's ridiculous. Do you hear me, you ridiculous man?"
Ridiculous as it may be, we here at the Luckie Street Tribune take our photojournalistic standards very seriously. Here are some of the most important photos and the stories behind them. Who knows, this information could very well save your life one day.
CrAzY pIcTuReS
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Prior to his days as VP of the Denver Broncos, Jim Saccomano recalls his glory days as bassist for the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
One of the greatest invention in the history of inventions, perhaps even greater than Mountain Dew.
Okay, seriously man, this Swine Flu s%$t has gotten out of control!
Hello, I’d like some bottled beer. Yes sir, some bottled beer sounds really nice. That would really hit the spot… that bottled beer. Seriously dude, give me a f%@#$#g bottled beer or I’m gonna’ kick you f#@$%g ass!
I love the RED SOX. Seriously, it isn’t baseball without watching the RED SOX. (hint: you better get this or I’ll never speak to you again)
Mr. Ed, out of the closet and proud of it.
I feel pretty, oh so pretty… [alternate caption: Strawberry Glue didn't mind getting heckled by the other horses so much, but what did disturb him was his owner constantly berating him and telling him that he would become strawberry glue if he didn't start performing better in races.]
Dude, you are so baseball, but you don’t even know it.
You guys said, “Don’t worry Frank, we’ll all dress up too.” You always do this. I hate you.
Three baseball players, three cups.
Why yes, it is a new uni, and I get my own number and everything. What do you mean I look like a douche? Stop that, stop laughing at me!
Damn Yankees.
Quick, what’s the one thing worse than the 1980s White Sox jerseys? Why their failed prototypes of course! (Here is a second look)
Son – Daddy, why is that man bleeding yellow out of his stomach?
Father – Because I like tequila, son.
Is it just me or does this look suspiciously like the logo that Family Guy used to display Peter’s retardation in the episode where he found out that he was in fact retarded? It does, doesn't it? Thus proving my point, that all soccer fans are retarded.
Tired of waiting for Brett Favre to make up his mind, the citizens of Green Bay made it up for him. Brett Favre, 1969-2009.
Also available, albeit less popular among his wedding day guests, was the "wedding night" bobble head doll.
Texas Rangers Management: Hell, I can't decide on our team colors.
Intern: (sarcastically) Why don't you just pick them all.
TRM: BRILLIANT!!!
No Bob, I'm not going to "wait it out" any longer! You said that if I wore these socks I'd have the ladies all over me in an instant. And don't say, "Well it worked last night," because those were hookers. I hired hookers last night.
Juan knew it was time to go into rehab when he struck out looking on three straight pitches in the second inning because a beer vendor was walking up and down the left field bleachers. Unfortunatly, a similar event unfolded in the seventh inning as a churro vendor did the same.
Tony considered himself to be an individual person -- never falling into certain trends and fads -- his whole life. That all changed when he went to the park on June 13, 2009.
Ridiculous as it may be, we here at the Luckie Street Tribune take our photojournalistic standards very seriously. Here are some of the most important photos and the stories behind them. Who knows, this information could very well save your life one day.
CrAzY pIcTuReS
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Prior to his days as VP of the Denver Broncos, Jim Saccomano recalls his glory days as bassist for the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
One of the greatest invention in the history of inventions, perhaps even greater than Mountain Dew.
Okay, seriously man, this Swine Flu s%$t has gotten out of control!
Hello, I’d like some bottled beer. Yes sir, some bottled beer sounds really nice. That would really hit the spot… that bottled beer. Seriously dude, give me a f%@#$#g bottled beer or I’m gonna’ kick you f#@$%g ass!
I love the RED SOX. Seriously, it isn’t baseball without watching the RED SOX. (hint: you better get this or I’ll never speak to you again)
Mr. Ed, out of the closet and proud of it.
I feel pretty, oh so pretty… [alternate caption: Strawberry Glue didn't mind getting heckled by the other horses so much, but what did disturb him was his owner constantly berating him and telling him that he would become strawberry glue if he didn't start performing better in races.]
![I feel pretty, oh so pretty… [alternate caption: Strawberry Glue didn't mind getting heckled by the other horses so much, but what did disturb him was his owner constantly berating him and telling him that he would become strawberry glue if he didn't start performing better in races.]](http://oumanoshasin.com/photos/20070616_0211_09.jpg){kind=link}
Dude, you are so baseball, but you don’t even know it.
You guys said, “Don’t worry Frank, we’ll all dress up too.” You always do this. I hate you.
Three baseball players, three cups.
Why yes, it is a new uni, and I get my own number and everything. What do you mean I look like a douche? Stop that, stop laughing at me!
Damn Yankees.
Quick, what’s the one thing worse than the 1980s White Sox jerseys? Why their failed prototypes of course! (Here is a second look)
Son – Daddy, why is that man bleeding yellow out of his stomach?
Father – Because I like tequila, son.
Is it just me or does this look suspiciously like the logo that Family Guy used to display Peter’s retardation in the episode where he found out that he was in fact retarded? It does, doesn't it? Thus proving my point, that all soccer fans are retarded.
Tired of waiting for Brett Favre to make up his mind, the citizens of Green Bay made it up for him. Brett Favre, 1969-2009.
Also available, albeit less popular among his wedding day guests, was the "wedding night" bobble head doll.
Texas Rangers Management: Hell, I can't decide on our team colors.
Intern: (sarcastically) Why don't you just pick them all.
TRM: BRILLIANT!!!
No Bob, I'm not going to "wait it out" any longer! You said that if I wore these socks I'd have the ladies all over me in an instant. And don't say, "Well it worked last night," because those were hookers. I hired hookers last night.
Juan knew it was time to go into rehab when he struck out looking on three straight pitches in the second inning because a beer vendor was walking up and down the left field bleachers. Unfortunatly, a similar event unfolded in the seventh inning as a churro vendor did the same.
Tony considered himself to be an individual person -- never falling into certain trends and fads -- his whole life. That all changed when he went to the park on June 13, 2009.
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Remember the Time
For most people my age he was known as Wacko-Jacko, that crazy guy who couldn't stop touching his crouch or little boys. But for me and a selected few, he was someone to admire. Granted the past 10-15 years of his life has been shadowed by controversy, uncertainty and in one way or another, shame. True fans of his music were able to separate the controversy from his music.
But when you actually start asking deeper questions surrounding Michael, you find yourself stunned on what the King of Pop has gone through. An abusive father, lack of childhood, constant demeaning remarks regarding his noise (why it was altered more than Mark Sanford's travel arrangements... Hi-YO!) demanding tour schedule and saturated media coverage, Michael went through more than anyone could ever imagine. All of this caused major emotional, physical and psychological problems which *in my view* never allowed him to mature to adulthood, a true Peter Pan syndrome. If you are uncertain on what i am talking about, read the ORIGINAL Peter Pan and research J.M. Barrie (see Bob, i do listen to you... sometimes). Again, I'm not defending his antics, I'm just showing empathy... something which most people forgot how to do.
There is nobody who has been larger in pop culture than MJ, and nobody has had more influence on current artists than the King of Pop (damn you Fall Out Boy, i still hate you for what you did to Beat It). Michael has not only transcended cultures, but race and age. I don't know if you ever seen fans across the world, but wow, talk about a cluster fuck of cultures. My mother went to his concert when she was 12, my sister couldn't settle down unless we played Off the Wall, and i was always looked as in an odd manor when i blasted the Thriller album instead of the random, always similar, popular cock rock band of the time.
Many of you reading this right now are shaking your head, unable to phantom why someone would be so invested in a singer. That is the thing, Michael was an artist (the amount of artists which have either mimicked or out right stolen his style *I'm looking at you Usher and Ne-Yo* is ridiculous), something which the majority of popular music lacks for the past 20 years. *you damn kids with your MTV, hip hop and mp3 players*
From watching my sister dance to "Don't Stop 'til You Get Enough" to watching the Thriller video every Halloween to laughing hysterically at my friend Thomas while he performed Beat It on stage at freshman orientation to annoying all my friends by over playing Somebody is Watching Me during sophomore year, Michael Jackson has been apart of my life and am truly grateful.
I dare you to watch THIS or THAT and not either smile or just feel better about life in general.
Michael, you will be missed *drops mic*
But when you actually start asking deeper questions surrounding Michael, you find yourself stunned on what the King of Pop has gone through. An abusive father, lack of childhood, constant demeaning remarks regarding his noise (why it was altered more than Mark Sanford's travel arrangements... Hi-YO!) demanding tour schedule and saturated media coverage, Michael went through more than anyone could ever imagine. All of this caused major emotional, physical and psychological problems which *in my view* never allowed him to mature to adulthood, a true Peter Pan syndrome. If you are uncertain on what i am talking about, read the ORIGINAL Peter Pan and research J.M. Barrie (see Bob, i do listen to you... sometimes). Again, I'm not defending his antics, I'm just showing empathy... something which most people forgot how to do.
There is nobody who has been larger in pop culture than MJ, and nobody has had more influence on current artists than the King of Pop (damn you Fall Out Boy, i still hate you for what you did to Beat It). Michael has not only transcended cultures, but race and age. I don't know if you ever seen fans across the world, but wow, talk about a cluster fuck of cultures. My mother went to his concert when she was 12, my sister couldn't settle down unless we played Off the Wall, and i was always looked as in an odd manor when i blasted the Thriller album instead of the random, always similar, popular cock rock band of the time.
Many of you reading this right now are shaking your head, unable to phantom why someone would be so invested in a singer. That is the thing, Michael was an artist (the amount of artists which have either mimicked or out right stolen his style *I'm looking at you Usher and Ne-Yo* is ridiculous), something which the majority of popular music lacks for the past 20 years. *you damn kids with your MTV, hip hop and mp3 players*
From watching my sister dance to "Don't Stop 'til You Get Enough" to watching the Thriller video every Halloween to laughing hysterically at my friend Thomas while he performed Beat It on stage at freshman orientation to annoying all my friends by over playing Somebody is Watching Me during sophomore year, Michael Jackson has been apart of my life and am truly grateful.
I dare you to watch THIS or THAT and not either smile or just feel better about life in general.
Michael, you will be missed *drops mic*
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Futurama is Back!!!
20th Century Fox and Comedy Central have confirmed reports that television cult classic, Futurama will be producing 26 ALL NEW episodes in the near future. These episodes, scheduled for mid-2010, will feature the voices of Katey Sagal, John DiMaggio, and Billy West (Leela, Bender, and Fry). What do you think of this recent development. Are you glad that Futurama is coming back, or do
you wish that it should remain the cult-classic that it was?
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
E3 Final Thoughts
Electronic Entertainment Expo(E3) is officially over and there is a lot of news to cover for all three consoles,PC and Hand held games. I will give you some of news that I found interesting
Microsoft Press Conference- Was a good press conference with no big surprises compared to Last Years E3 and the announcement Of Final Fantasy XIII released day and date with PlayStation 3 version. Microsoft has several big things to look forward to in the future.
Halo:ODST and Halo:Reach- Halo:ODST will be the big xbox360 Exclusive for this fall and will be a full priced game $59.99 and will have full multiplayer, plus all the Halo 3 map packs released to date . In the Microsoft Conference some gameplay was shown and seems to have some similarities but also shows some gameplay differences from Halo 3. The Halo:ODST storyline seems to play like a mystery and a departure from other Halo Story lines. Also for Halo 1 alums the pistol makes its return.
Halo:Reach-Is a Prequel to Halo 1 and not much is known about the game.Other then a short teaser trailer and is based on the Novel Halo:Fall Of the Reach.
Xbox Live Improvements- Microsoft is fallowing social network trends on the Xbox360 with there Facebook and Twitter integration to the Xbox Live Dashboard. I have no problem with Microsoft adding Social Networks to the Xbox360 but I think people will rather update there Facebook and Twitter on there mobile device (Iphone, Blackberry, etc). Given the success of netflix, Microsoft announced an on demand gaming service not all games will be on there but classic games for the Xbox360 such as Bioshock and Mass Effect. Also, the ability to stream full movies on the 360 in High Definition, if your Internet connection that can handle it.
Exclusive Splinter Cell :Conviction- This is one of the games that was a big surprise for me.Since Publisher Ubi Soft scrapped the original Splinter Cell: Conviction and started from scratch.This game looks impressive and has great potential of becoming one of the biggest games of the year and a game of a year contender.
Project Natal- This has been a rumor for the past few months but finally Microsoft reveled there motion controller based on a persons motions.There is a camera that takes a 3D scan and allows a person to interact with the game without a control.Also Project Natal has the capability to use voice chat and recognition.Project Natal has potential to be a great alternative to conventional gaming but I am skeptical if it can really work.
Sony- This was a make or break E3 for Sony given there struggles to gain footing in the market as of late. But a solid software and hardware shown at E3 Sony looks like they will have a strong lineup of games for the remaining 2009 and 2010.
PSP Go-This would have been a surprising announcement by Sony but since information was leaked it took Surprise out of the announcement. The PSP Go looks impressive and does not have a UMD disc but games and other media can be downloaded from the PlayStation Network, emusic partnership and PS3 Integration. Also Gran Tourism 5 and Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker both look impressive. Some negatives to the PSP Go is the price at $249 Might be to high for people.Also,there is only one analog stick a huge complaint that was not resolved on the original PSP.
Uncharted 2- The sequel to one of Playstation3 biggest games looks amazing and will be one of the biggest games coming this year for the ps3.Based on the short Demo expect a game similar game to Gears of War series with more exploration.
God Of War III- Its been a while since the last true God of War game.Kratos makes his return,the game looks great and improvements in combat that gives the player more options. But this game will not be released this year and will be a disappointment for some fans of the series.
Gran Tourismo 5, Agent- Gran Tourismo series is one of the most realistic racing games in the industry and Gran Tourismo seems to fallow the tradition.Also a request by many fans for years, yes vehicles can be damaged.
Rockstar
Agent is a game developed by Rockstar north the same creators of the Grand Theft Auto Series. All that we know of the game story is about a secret agent in the 1970's and is exclusive for ps3 in 2011.
Not mentioned was the rumored Playstation3 slim or a price drop on the Playstation3.This does not surprise me, but I can see Sony announcing a price drop for the PlayStation 3 in the fall to help during the holiday shopping season.
PS3 Motion controller-Unlike Microsoft Project Natal we actually have seen a demo for it. It looks like the controller has true one to one motions but the demo was rough around the edges and felt rushed. It still seems that this motion controller is a long ways off, expect it exit year but I could be wrong.
Nintendo- The wii and the Nintendo DS has been a huge success in casual gaming for the last few years.But at E3 Hardcore gamers wanted to see more announcements geared towards them
Two new Marios- This was a big question of this years E3 and Nintendo did a smart thing with the announcement of Super Mario :Galaxy 2 and New Super Mario Bros Wii which is geared towards to four player mulitiplayer.
Wii Motion Plus-Was a theme that was heard often throughout this years E3 and could be hit or miss depending on the game.Games such as Red Steel 2 and Wii Sports:Resort pin point procession to win those games but not all games will be using Wii Motion plus so it may not be worth buying unless people have games that need it.
Mature Games -Nintendo over the past year has attempted to bring more mature games to the Wii with games such as No More Heroes and Madworld with mixed results. Nintendo is hoping games Such as Dead Space Extinction and Slient Hill: Shattered Memories will have success compared to these games success on other consoles.The lingering question is there a mature market for the Nintendo Wii.
Metroid the Other M- Metroid has been a critical and commercial success on the Nintendo but a sub par performance of Metroid prime III.Nintendo has moved development to Tecmo with there pedigree of good games (Ninja Gaiden Series, Dead Or Alive).The trailer looks very interesting and also is stated to be a mix of first person and third person gameplay.
Third Party And Surprises
Tony Hawk: Ride-Did not look bad which was a surprise to me. But, I am not sure If Tony Hawk series will have the same pull and the Skateboard Controller might be a turn off for people.
Pc Games- There where no big PC announcements and games such as Left for Dead 2 and Crysis 3 are on Consoles as well. It seems that PC games will be doing announcements with smaller press events.Which is a disappointment because it would be a perfect time to announce games such as Half Life 2:episode 3 to hardcore and casual gaming market.
There is so much more to mention but E3 is information overload at times. It’s good to see the old E3 back with huge crowds and major media outlets coverage which shows how Vibrant the gaming industry is today. All three consoles look to have a great remaining 2009 and strong lineup for 2010.So everyone will be happy regardless of what gaming console a person owns.
Microsoft Press Conference- Was a good press conference with no big surprises compared to Last Years E3 and the announcement Of Final Fantasy XIII released day and date with PlayStation 3 version. Microsoft has several big things to look forward to in the future.
Halo:ODST and Halo:Reach- Halo:ODST will be the big xbox360 Exclusive for this fall and will be a full priced game $59.99 and will have full multiplayer, plus all the Halo 3 map packs released to date . In the Microsoft Conference some gameplay was shown and seems to have some similarities but also shows some gameplay differences from Halo 3. The Halo:ODST storyline seems to play like a mystery and a departure from other Halo Story lines. Also for Halo 1 alums the pistol makes its return.
Halo:Reach-Is a Prequel to Halo 1 and not much is known about the game.Other then a short teaser trailer and is based on the Novel Halo:Fall Of the Reach.
Xbox Live Improvements- Microsoft is fallowing social network trends on the Xbox360 with there Facebook and Twitter integration to the Xbox Live Dashboard. I have no problem with Microsoft adding Social Networks to the Xbox360 but I think people will rather update there Facebook and Twitter on there mobile device (Iphone, Blackberry, etc). Given the success of netflix, Microsoft announced an on demand gaming service not all games will be on there but classic games for the Xbox360 such as Bioshock and Mass Effect. Also, the ability to stream full movies on the 360 in High Definition, if your Internet connection that can handle it.
Exclusive Splinter Cell :Conviction- This is one of the games that was a big surprise for me.Since Publisher Ubi Soft scrapped the original Splinter Cell: Conviction and started from scratch.This game looks impressive and has great potential of becoming one of the biggest games of the year and a game of a year contender.
Project Natal- This has been a rumor for the past few months but finally Microsoft reveled there motion controller based on a persons motions.There is a camera that takes a 3D scan and allows a person to interact with the game without a control.Also Project Natal has the capability to use voice chat and recognition.Project Natal has potential to be a great alternative to conventional gaming but I am skeptical if it can really work.
Sony- This was a make or break E3 for Sony given there struggles to gain footing in the market as of late. But a solid software and hardware shown at E3 Sony looks like they will have a strong lineup of games for the remaining 2009 and 2010.
PSP Go-This would have been a surprising announcement by Sony but since information was leaked it took Surprise out of the announcement. The PSP Go looks impressive and does not have a UMD disc but games and other media can be downloaded from the PlayStation Network, emusic partnership and PS3 Integration. Also Gran Tourism 5 and Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker both look impressive. Some negatives to the PSP Go is the price at $249 Might be to high for people.Also,there is only one analog stick a huge complaint that was not resolved on the original PSP.
Uncharted 2- The sequel to one of Playstation3 biggest games looks amazing and will be one of the biggest games coming this year for the ps3.Based on the short Demo expect a game similar game to Gears of War series with more exploration.
God Of War III- Its been a while since the last true God of War game.Kratos makes his return,the game looks great and improvements in combat that gives the player more options. But this game will not be released this year and will be a disappointment for some fans of the series.
Gran Tourismo 5, Agent- Gran Tourismo series is one of the most realistic racing games in the industry and Gran Tourismo seems to fallow the tradition.Also a request by many fans for years, yes vehicles can be damaged.
Rockstar
Agent is a game developed by Rockstar north the same creators of the Grand Theft Auto Series. All that we know of the game story is about a secret agent in the 1970's and is exclusive for ps3 in 2011.
Not mentioned was the rumored Playstation3 slim or a price drop on the Playstation3.This does not surprise me, but I can see Sony announcing a price drop for the PlayStation 3 in the fall to help during the holiday shopping season.
PS3 Motion controller-Unlike Microsoft Project Natal we actually have seen a demo for it. It looks like the controller has true one to one motions but the demo was rough around the edges and felt rushed. It still seems that this motion controller is a long ways off, expect it exit year but I could be wrong.
Nintendo- The wii and the Nintendo DS has been a huge success in casual gaming for the last few years.But at E3 Hardcore gamers wanted to see more announcements geared towards them
Two new Marios- This was a big question of this years E3 and Nintendo did a smart thing with the announcement of Super Mario :Galaxy 2 and New Super Mario Bros Wii which is geared towards to four player mulitiplayer.
Wii Motion Plus-Was a theme that was heard often throughout this years E3 and could be hit or miss depending on the game.Games such as Red Steel 2 and Wii Sports:Resort pin point procession to win those games but not all games will be using Wii Motion plus so it may not be worth buying unless people have games that need it.
Mature Games -Nintendo over the past year has attempted to bring more mature games to the Wii with games such as No More Heroes and Madworld with mixed results. Nintendo is hoping games Such as Dead Space Extinction and Slient Hill: Shattered Memories will have success compared to these games success on other consoles.The lingering question is there a mature market for the Nintendo Wii.
Metroid the Other M- Metroid has been a critical and commercial success on the Nintendo but a sub par performance of Metroid prime III.Nintendo has moved development to Tecmo with there pedigree of good games (Ninja Gaiden Series, Dead Or Alive).The trailer looks very interesting and also is stated to be a mix of first person and third person gameplay.
Third Party And Surprises
Tony Hawk: Ride-Did not look bad which was a surprise to me. But, I am not sure If Tony Hawk series will have the same pull and the Skateboard Controller might be a turn off for people.
Pc Games- There where no big PC announcements and games such as Left for Dead 2 and Crysis 3 are on Consoles as well. It seems that PC games will be doing announcements with smaller press events.Which is a disappointment because it would be a perfect time to announce games such as Half Life 2:episode 3 to hardcore and casual gaming market.
There is so much more to mention but E3 is information overload at times. It’s good to see the old E3 back with huge crowds and major media outlets coverage which shows how Vibrant the gaming industry is today. All three consoles look to have a great remaining 2009 and strong lineup for 2010.So everyone will be happy regardless of what gaming console a person owns.
Monday, June 8, 2009
MUSIC WATCH: The Pigeon Detectives
The Pigeon Detectives are a popular indie-rock band from the English town of Rothwell. In such, they developed a crisp, edgy, Brit-pop-rock sound reminiscent to The Kooks. So similar are the two that their lead singers are at times mistaken for one another (Kooks vs. Pigeon Detectives).
Along with their Kook-like sound, they are also infused with a bit of Robert Smith's (of the British band The Cure) vocals. They also have a sound similar to The Strokes in tempo and beat.
Interestingly, the origins of their name are somewhat muddled, as the band constantly plays with the story. Most likely, the band received their name while playing at an outdoor concert festival in Australia when the then-unnamed band were talking to a guy backstage to jokingly suggested calling themselves "The Pigeon Detectives." The band continued to use the name as an in-joke for the rest of the concert with no intention of using it until they caught a large-paying gig where the booking agent asked to have their band name. Not having one ready, the band blurted out the first name that came into their heads, The Pigeon Detectives. Other theories for how the band got their name include a magic bird that writes all of their songs and another involves two of the band members seeing the name in a fortune cookie cracker.
They have had several hits in the UK, but none have seen to make their way across the pond into the U.S.
"Everybody Wants Me" -- a song that displays their "Cure" influence. Has a slightly upbeat tone in the chorus with searingly distraught lyrics.
The Pigeon Detectives - Everybody Wants Me
"I Found Out" -- a rock anthem that showcases their rock side. It has a similar beat to the popular track "Brand New Day" by Tim Myers.
"Take Her Back" -- It is the British version of "Outside Villanova" by Eric Hutchinson with a strong Brit-pop sound to it. The only difference between the two songs is one is before the incident and the other is after, they both come back for more and feel bad about it. Below are some lyrics to the song.
He's had a few,
We've all been there,
Just 17 but he don't care,
"Don't Know How To Say Goodbye" -- This acoustic set by the band displays a strong songwriting skill and is a somber look at a man's love to a woman who doesn't feel the same way. It sounds like a Beatles song from their early songwriting days, back when they were still a pop band with big aspirations (think their "Shout" album).
"The Romantic Type" -- A 70s-era rock track that sounds like a mix Thin Lizzy and The Strokes. Fast grooves, good guitar playing, and a quick exit leave a solid impression of genius in the band's abilities.
Perhaps the biggest reason that they've yet to cross the threshold of popularity in the U.S. is because they have yet to release a full-length album on iTunes, which only has two songs from concert series in their inventory. Their last album came out in 2008, so expect a new one sometime in the next year or so.
Along with their Kook-like sound, they are also infused with a bit of Robert Smith's (of the British band The Cure) vocals. They also have a sound similar to The Strokes in tempo and beat.
Interestingly, the origins of their name are somewhat muddled, as the band constantly plays with the story. Most likely, the band received their name while playing at an outdoor concert festival in Australia when the then-unnamed band were talking to a guy backstage to jokingly suggested calling themselves "The Pigeon Detectives." The band continued to use the name as an in-joke for the rest of the concert with no intention of using it until they caught a large-paying gig where the booking agent asked to have their band name. Not having one ready, the band blurted out the first name that came into their heads, The Pigeon Detectives. Other theories for how the band got their name include a magic bird that writes all of their songs and another involves two of the band members seeing the name in a fortune cookie cracker.
They have had several hits in the UK, but none have seen to make their way across the pond into the U.S.
"Everybody Wants Me" -- a song that displays their "Cure" influence. Has a slightly upbeat tone in the chorus with searingly distraught lyrics.
The Pigeon Detectives - Everybody Wants Me
"I Found Out" -- a rock anthem that showcases their rock side. It has a similar beat to the popular track "Brand New Day" by Tim Myers.
"Take Her Back" -- It is the British version of "Outside Villanova" by Eric Hutchinson with a strong Brit-pop sound to it. The only difference between the two songs is one is before the incident and the other is after, they both come back for more and feel bad about it. Below are some lyrics to the song.
He's had a few,
We've all been there,
Just 17 but he don't care,
"Don't Know How To Say Goodbye" -- This acoustic set by the band displays a strong songwriting skill and is a somber look at a man's love to a woman who doesn't feel the same way. It sounds like a Beatles song from their early songwriting days, back when they were still a pop band with big aspirations (think their "Shout" album).
"The Romantic Type" -- A 70s-era rock track that sounds like a mix Thin Lizzy and The Strokes. Fast grooves, good guitar playing, and a quick exit leave a solid impression of genius in the band's abilities.
Perhaps the biggest reason that they've yet to cross the threshold of popularity in the U.S. is because they have yet to release a full-length album on iTunes, which only has two songs from concert series in their inventory. Their last album came out in 2008, so expect a new one sometime in the next year or so.
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Rounding 1st: Baseball Predictions
Well, the baseball season is well underway. It is about 1/4 through the season, so why not try to gauge the year so far...
Division Winners - AL
East - Boston
The Yankees are surging, but Boston will continue to get better with Smoltz joining the rotation near the end of the year.
Central - Detroit
It is unbelievable, but Verlander and Willis are back... the big thumpers will continue to drive in enough for the Tigers to make the playoffs.
West - LA Angels
They have been treading water long enough, expect the Angels to make their move later in the season, with the addition of a healthy Gurrero, Shields, and Escobar.
Wild Card - Texas
They have enough power to get into the playoffs, but with only a mediocre pitching staff, I don't believe they will be able to win the division this year...
Division Winners - NL
East - Philadelphia
Expect to see their name for a few more years... While the Mets finally have a closer, the Phillies are 16-6 on the road. They will improve their home record.
Central - St. Louis
They will squeak by this year with the help of Pujols, Ludwick, and Ankiel. Don't be surprised if they add a pitcher or two before the trade deadline.
West - LA Dodgers
Even without Manny, the Dodgers are in complete control of the division. They have a good mix of young and veteran talent, and have a very deep roster.
Wild Card - Milwaukee
Even without CC Sabathia, the Brewers have the confidence and ability to play in the postseason. They have solid producers, good pitching, and tons of power.
Awards - AL
MVP - Jason Bay (BOS)
It should probably go to Longoria (TB), Cabrera (DET), or Hill (TOR), but Boston will make it to the postseason based on his steady production and good fielding.
Cy Young - Justin Verlander (DET)
He is tearing up the league right now, and as much as I want Grienke (KC) to win it, there is no denying this years comeback player of the year.
ROY - Elvis Andrus (TEX)
David Price (TB) may steal this one, but Elvis has made a major impact to the Rangers. This agile SS has improved the defense, and added speed to a powerful roster.
Manager - Cito Gaston (TOR)
Gaston has really helped this club play with more confidence and grit this year. They might even steal themselves a playoff birth...
Awards - NL
MVP - Albert Pujols (STL)
As amazing as Ibanez (PHI) has been playing, he will not be able to continue at his current pace. Pujols, however, will continue to dominate pitchers around the league.
Cy Young - Johan Santana (NYM)
He is earning every penny of his monstrous contract. With a 1.50 ERA and 75 K's through 60+ innings pitched, he is dominating hitters like Pedro used to...
ROY - Kenshin Kawakami (ATL)
No one is really stepping up right now, so Kawakami wins by default. The Braves also have fellow pitching prospect, Tommy Hanson, waiting in the wings; expect him to win it this or next year.
Manager - Joe Torre (LAD)
The Dodgers have been tearing it up, and don't plan on looking back on the rest of the NL West. The Yankees must be kicking themselves right now... but who cares?
So, there you have it... Any thoughts on if Toronto or Kansas City can steal a pennant? Or if Worth (PHI) can become a contender for MVP? (not that crazy, considering the MVP has been a Phillie two of the last three years)
Division Winners - AL
East - Boston
The Yankees are surging, but Boston will continue to get better with Smoltz joining the rotation near the end of the year.
Central - Detroit
It is unbelievable, but Verlander and Willis are back... the big thumpers will continue to drive in enough for the Tigers to make the playoffs.
West - LA Angels
They have been treading water long enough, expect the Angels to make their move later in the season, with the addition of a healthy Gurrero, Shields, and Escobar.
Wild Card - Texas
They have enough power to get into the playoffs, but with only a mediocre pitching staff, I don't believe they will be able to win the division this year...
Division Winners - NL
East - Philadelphia
Expect to see their name for a few more years... While the Mets finally have a closer, the Phillies are 16-6 on the road. They will improve their home record.
Central - St. Louis
They will squeak by this year with the help of Pujols, Ludwick, and Ankiel. Don't be surprised if they add a pitcher or two before the trade deadline.
West - LA Dodgers
Even without Manny, the Dodgers are in complete control of the division. They have a good mix of young and veteran talent, and have a very deep roster.
Wild Card - Milwaukee
Even without CC Sabathia, the Brewers have the confidence and ability to play in the postseason. They have solid producers, good pitching, and tons of power.
Awards - AL
MVP - Jason Bay (BOS)
It should probably go to Longoria (TB), Cabrera (DET), or Hill (TOR), but Boston will make it to the postseason based on his steady production and good fielding.
Cy Young - Justin Verlander (DET)
He is tearing up the league right now, and as much as I want Grienke (KC) to win it, there is no denying this years comeback player of the year.
ROY - Elvis Andrus (TEX)
David Price (TB) may steal this one, but Elvis has made a major impact to the Rangers. This agile SS has improved the defense, and added speed to a powerful roster.
Manager - Cito Gaston (TOR)
Gaston has really helped this club play with more confidence and grit this year. They might even steal themselves a playoff birth...
Awards - NL
MVP - Albert Pujols (STL)
As amazing as Ibanez (PHI) has been playing, he will not be able to continue at his current pace. Pujols, however, will continue to dominate pitchers around the league.
Cy Young - Johan Santana (NYM)
He is earning every penny of his monstrous contract. With a 1.50 ERA and 75 K's through 60+ innings pitched, he is dominating hitters like Pedro used to...
ROY - Kenshin Kawakami (ATL)
No one is really stepping up right now, so Kawakami wins by default. The Braves also have fellow pitching prospect, Tommy Hanson, waiting in the wings; expect him to win it this or next year.
Manager - Joe Torre (LAD)
The Dodgers have been tearing it up, and don't plan on looking back on the rest of the NL West. The Yankees must be kicking themselves right now... but who cares?
So, there you have it... Any thoughts on if Toronto or Kansas City can steal a pennant? Or if Worth (PHI) can become a contender for MVP? (not that crazy, considering the MVP has been a Phillie two of the last three years)
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Updates
First thanks for all the people checking out the site please continue but we need to see your comments.All you need is account either with Google or a Instant Message service such as AOL instant Messenger ,yahoo Im etc. Love to hear what everyone has to say and your comments will be important for future projects for Luckie Street Tribune.
Also we have a new member of Luckie Street Tribune Justin Smith(Justin's Personal blog). A very talented individual will be writing for this blog and also will be apart of are video and audio projects for this site.Expect more updates to come for the Luckie Street Tribune in the weeks to come.
Also we have a new member of Luckie Street Tribune Justin Smith(Justin's Personal blog). A very talented individual will be writing for this blog and also will be apart of are video and audio projects for this site.Expect more updates to come for the Luckie Street Tribune in the weeks to come.
Saturday, May 23, 2009
Top 10 Reasons To Watch Chuck!
Every year, there is one show on television that fans rally behind in order to save. These are often shows that are different, well written, and have a loyal following. For some reason, however, these shows are often canceled before they have a chance to gain a larger audience.
Two years ago, Jericho fans were successfully able to bring back their show, if only to give the show a proper ending. Last year, fans of Moonlight were not so lucky...
What would have happened if Journeyman had not been canceled? For that matter, what if The Office had been canceled? These questions will never be fully known. The one thing that is known, however, is that Chuck is one of the most unique shows on television, and it would be a shame to let it go. AND NOW WE DON'T HAVE TO!!!! So now... the Top 10 Reasons to WATCH "Chuck"!!!
10. The Buy More - also known as Buymoria, the Buy More has become a central character in the show. The Buy More is a complete rip-off of Best-Buy, as is the "Nerd-Herd", which is a complete rip off of the "Geek Squad". Many of the episodes take place in the Buy More, and the Buy More is the perfect place for the show to gain some advertising revenue (hint, hint... NBC!).
9. Guest Stars - From week to week, Chuck is able to get some wonderful and unexpected guest stars. Not only do these actors bring a wonderful energy to the show, but many even appear in multi-episode arcs, such as Chevy Chase, Rachel Bilson, and Scott Bakula. Other guests include Michael Clark Duncan, Jenny McCarthy, Andy Richter, Nicole Richie, Ben Savage, Michael Strahan, Jordanna Brewster, Morgan Fairchild, Gary Cole, Jerome Bettis, Dominic Monaghan, and Reginald VelJohnson!
8. Captain Awesome! - Played by Ryan Partlin, the character of Dr. Devon Woodcomb has become, in a word, AWSOME!!! He is the brother-in-law of Chuck, and he is awsome for many reasons; mostly his nickname, but who cares. He is often the only one of Chuck's friends he can rely on for matters of the heart, or sanity. Originally, his character was supposed to be revealed to be an enemy spy, but his character was liked so much, that they decided to give him a more permanent on the show. Not only is he married to Chuck's sister, but he is also the only person outside of the military who knows who Chuck really is...
7. Buy More Crew - Since joining the cast in season 2, Tony Hale - better known for his role as Buster on the cult-hit Arrested Development - plays the Assistant Manager Emmett. He has added some wonderful energy to the already talented cast. Morgan, Chuck's best friend, always is there for laughs, even though he usually gets Chuck into trouble. Anna and Big Mike are also wonderful additions to the cast. The coup d’état, thankfully, is Jeffster. It is Jeffster who brings the funny. Jeff is that creepy guy you meet in the store who makes you want to walk in the opposite direction and head for the exit. He owns his own spy equipment, and has perfected stalking to an art form. Lester is the "brains" of Jeffster, and he has a range of skill sets such as: ___________... Couldn't really think of anything, but he is still better than Jeff. Also, much like The Office, this diverse crew at the Buy More provides tons of additional online content. This content includes Morgan's Vlog, Buy More Instructional Videos, and Nerd Herd Review...
6. Adam Baldwin - (Major John Casey): Casey is pure man, which is the total opposite of Chuck. He is often the one who has to get Chuck out of trouble, much to his own chagrin. He is quick to cut Chuck back down to earth, but he is also capable of providing some funny moments. Though he would never admit it, he really does like Chuck. It is also nice to see Adam Baldwin get a role like this after Firefly was canceled several years ago. With only a handful of grunts, he is able to say so very much.
5. Charles Carmichael - Chuck's alter ego; While Chuck has been living his double life as a spy/buy more employee, chuck has had to undergo some major changes. None are more obvious than his actual transformation into a true spy. While he may not have the brawn to compete with some of his adversaries, he has been able to show his wit and leadership skills time and again. This dynamic has actually helped the show to improve from week to week. Rather than just having Chuck get into trouble every week, and then be saved at the last minute, Chuck is now able to get himself out of trouble. It is also very funny to watch Chuck squirm with his new responsibilities.
4. Music/Action Scenes - This is what makes Chuck such an enjoyable show. It is really hard for a show to pull off action scenes from week to week, but Chuck is able to do so flawlessly. Add in their amazing use of music, which Chuck has used perfectly from week to week. Adding Rush's Tom Sawyer to a storyline or having Cake's Short Skirt/Long Jacket as its intro have allowed the music to tell the story, keep the action fresh, and to include often ignored music into our living rooms from week to week. Very few shows can leave a viewer wondering, "Who sings that song... I have to have it!" Chuck is one of those shows.
3. Yvonne Strahovski - (Sarah Walker): Just the thought of her as your personal bodyguard/cover-girlfriend would be enough to send any man into a coma, (the good kind) let alone a computer-nerd like Chuck. There is more to it than that, though. She is a wonderfully talented actress, who is able to handle the physical as well as emotional scenes with ease. Yes, she is beautiful, but there is more to her character than that. Add to that her wonderful chemistry with Zach Levi, and her ability to kick some serious a**, and that is what makes this show worth watching for the guys out there... if nothing else!
2. Zach Levi - (Chuck Bartowski): Hands down, the coolest nerd ever to walk the planet... How Zach Levi has gone unnoticed until now is a complete mystery. He is charming and funny as Chuck Bartowski, a simple computer nerd who is thrust into the spotlight and is forced to save the world from numerous baddies. Zach has been able to give his character real heart though, which could have been overlooked by most actors. He has shown amazing character growth over the past two seasons, and is able to handle both comedy and drama as if he had been doing this for years. Chuck has become a bit of a hero to the eyes of nerds across the world. If we were suddenly asked to save the world, we would have our mishaps. Sure, things wouldn't always go according to plan, but Chuck is able to adapt to any situation. His character is truly funny, but he is pretty real. He is capable of great things, even if he doesn't know it...
1. Tone & Character/Story Progression: When we first met Charles Bartowski, he was just an ordinary guy living an ordinary life. Sure he didn't have much to show for his life, but he was real. All of a sudden, he is forced to become the hero... From week to week his life is put in jeopardy, all while trying to conceal his new life from his family and friends. What would you do? Chuck has not only been able to handle his double life, but from week to week, he has grown into a true spy. They have done a wonderful job at keeping the show light-hearted, but they do not ignore the fact that Chuck's existence can cease to exist at any given notice. The story has also been able to progress from week to week in a way that does not leave you feeling lost (like Lost). It takes real talent to be able to make an audience laugh one minute, and then to quickly bring its characters back down to real life the next. There is never any situation that the writers have not fully thought out and planned carefully. It is reminiscent of Burn Notice in its ability to slowly bring the story forward; likewise, it also has a wonderful blend of action, drama, and comedy like Burn Notice or Psych. Along with it's amazing ensemble, great musical choices, and guest casting, Chuck has consistently gotten better from week to week. That alone should qualify it as a no-brainer to be brought back for another season; and if the season finale was any indication of what is to come... We haven't seen anything yet.
So there you have it... I really hope that viewers will begin to notice what an amazing show Chuck is. It is a treat that NBC has extended its life by another half-season to gain a larger following. It certainly has earned its chance.
Two years ago, Jericho fans were successfully able to bring back their show, if only to give the show a proper ending. Last year, fans of Moonlight were not so lucky...
What would have happened if Journeyman had not been canceled? For that matter, what if The Office had been canceled? These questions will never be fully known. The one thing that is known, however, is that Chuck is one of the most unique shows on television, and it would be a shame to let it go. AND NOW WE DON'T HAVE TO!!!! So now... the Top 10 Reasons to WATCH "Chuck"!!!
10. The Buy More - also known as Buymoria, the Buy More has become a central character in the show. The Buy More is a complete rip-off of Best-Buy, as is the "Nerd-Herd", which is a complete rip off of the "Geek Squad". Many of the episodes take place in the Buy More, and the Buy More is the perfect place for the show to gain some advertising revenue (hint, hint... NBC!).
9. Guest Stars - From week to week, Chuck is able to get some wonderful and unexpected guest stars. Not only do these actors bring a wonderful energy to the show, but many even appear in multi-episode arcs, such as Chevy Chase, Rachel Bilson, and Scott Bakula. Other guests include Michael Clark Duncan, Jenny McCarthy, Andy Richter, Nicole Richie, Ben Savage, Michael Strahan, Jordanna Brewster, Morgan Fairchild, Gary Cole, Jerome Bettis, Dominic Monaghan, and Reginald VelJohnson!
8. Captain Awesome! - Played by Ryan Partlin, the character of Dr. Devon Woodcomb has become, in a word, AWSOME!!! He is the brother-in-law of Chuck, and he is awsome for many reasons; mostly his nickname, but who cares. He is often the only one of Chuck's friends he can rely on for matters of the heart, or sanity. Originally, his character was supposed to be revealed to be an enemy spy, but his character was liked so much, that they decided to give him a more permanent on the show. Not only is he married to Chuck's sister, but he is also the only person outside of the military who knows who Chuck really is...
7. Buy More Crew - Since joining the cast in season 2, Tony Hale - better known for his role as Buster on the cult-hit Arrested Development - plays the Assistant Manager Emmett. He has added some wonderful energy to the already talented cast. Morgan, Chuck's best friend, always is there for laughs, even though he usually gets Chuck into trouble. Anna and Big Mike are also wonderful additions to the cast. The coup d’état, thankfully, is Jeffster. It is Jeffster who brings the funny. Jeff is that creepy guy you meet in the store who makes you want to walk in the opposite direction and head for the exit. He owns his own spy equipment, and has perfected stalking to an art form. Lester is the "brains" of Jeffster, and he has a range of skill sets such as: ___________... Couldn't really think of anything, but he is still better than Jeff. Also, much like The Office, this diverse crew at the Buy More provides tons of additional online content. This content includes Morgan's Vlog, Buy More Instructional Videos, and Nerd Herd Review...
6. Adam Baldwin - (Major John Casey): Casey is pure man, which is the total opposite of Chuck. He is often the one who has to get Chuck out of trouble, much to his own chagrin. He is quick to cut Chuck back down to earth, but he is also capable of providing some funny moments. Though he would never admit it, he really does like Chuck. It is also nice to see Adam Baldwin get a role like this after Firefly was canceled several years ago. With only a handful of grunts, he is able to say so very much.
5. Charles Carmichael - Chuck's alter ego; While Chuck has been living his double life as a spy/buy more employee, chuck has had to undergo some major changes. None are more obvious than his actual transformation into a true spy. While he may not have the brawn to compete with some of his adversaries, he has been able to show his wit and leadership skills time and again. This dynamic has actually helped the show to improve from week to week. Rather than just having Chuck get into trouble every week, and then be saved at the last minute, Chuck is now able to get himself out of trouble. It is also very funny to watch Chuck squirm with his new responsibilities.
4. Music/Action Scenes - This is what makes Chuck such an enjoyable show. It is really hard for a show to pull off action scenes from week to week, but Chuck is able to do so flawlessly. Add in their amazing use of music, which Chuck has used perfectly from week to week. Adding Rush's Tom Sawyer to a storyline or having Cake's Short Skirt/Long Jacket as its intro have allowed the music to tell the story, keep the action fresh, and to include often ignored music into our living rooms from week to week. Very few shows can leave a viewer wondering, "Who sings that song... I have to have it!" Chuck is one of those shows.
3. Yvonne Strahovski - (Sarah Walker): Just the thought of her as your personal bodyguard/cover-girlfriend would be enough to send any man into a coma, (the good kind) let alone a computer-nerd like Chuck. There is more to it than that, though. She is a wonderfully talented actress, who is able to handle the physical as well as emotional scenes with ease. Yes, she is beautiful, but there is more to her character than that. Add to that her wonderful chemistry with Zach Levi, and her ability to kick some serious a**, and that is what makes this show worth watching for the guys out there... if nothing else!
2. Zach Levi - (Chuck Bartowski): Hands down, the coolest nerd ever to walk the planet... How Zach Levi has gone unnoticed until now is a complete mystery. He is charming and funny as Chuck Bartowski, a simple computer nerd who is thrust into the spotlight and is forced to save the world from numerous baddies. Zach has been able to give his character real heart though, which could have been overlooked by most actors. He has shown amazing character growth over the past two seasons, and is able to handle both comedy and drama as if he had been doing this for years. Chuck has become a bit of a hero to the eyes of nerds across the world. If we were suddenly asked to save the world, we would have our mishaps. Sure, things wouldn't always go according to plan, but Chuck is able to adapt to any situation. His character is truly funny, but he is pretty real. He is capable of great things, even if he doesn't know it...
1. Tone & Character/Story Progression: When we first met Charles Bartowski, he was just an ordinary guy living an ordinary life. Sure he didn't have much to show for his life, but he was real. All of a sudden, he is forced to become the hero... From week to week his life is put in jeopardy, all while trying to conceal his new life from his family and friends. What would you do? Chuck has not only been able to handle his double life, but from week to week, he has grown into a true spy. They have done a wonderful job at keeping the show light-hearted, but they do not ignore the fact that Chuck's existence can cease to exist at any given notice. The story has also been able to progress from week to week in a way that does not leave you feeling lost (like Lost). It takes real talent to be able to make an audience laugh one minute, and then to quickly bring its characters back down to real life the next. There is never any situation that the writers have not fully thought out and planned carefully. It is reminiscent of Burn Notice in its ability to slowly bring the story forward; likewise, it also has a wonderful blend of action, drama, and comedy like Burn Notice or Psych. Along with it's amazing ensemble, great musical choices, and guest casting, Chuck has consistently gotten better from week to week. That alone should qualify it as a no-brainer to be brought back for another season; and if the season finale was any indication of what is to come... We haven't seen anything yet.
So there you have it... I really hope that viewers will begin to notice what an amazing show Chuck is. It is a treat that NBC has extended its life by another half-season to gain a larger following. It certainly has earned its chance.
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