"You're Gonna Say WOW Every Time!"

You all know the commercial by now... The ShamWow



Here are somethings you may not know, however...

1. He was born in Israel

2. He attained notoriety for writing, directing, producing, and staring in Underground Comedy Movie; a movie that is in IMDB's Bottom 100 Movies.

3. He sued the Farley Brothers for "stealing" 14 scenes from Underground Comedy Movie in There's Something About Mary. The case was dismissed, and 20th Century Fox was awarded over $66,000 in attorney fees.

4. He sued Anna Nicole Smith for $4 Million for backing out of Underground Comedy Movie, which she had agreed to appear in. Smith stated that she backed out of the movie because the movie would be "detrimental to her career" (Wow, you know a movie is bad if Anna Nicole Smith said no...).

5. He was able to market the movie using the "Girls Gone Wild" method of selling (basically, late night infomercial advertising).

6. He used the proceeds from the movie to sue the Church of Scientology after he claimed that the church had called him a criminal and the church urged members to commit libel against him.

7. Last month, ShamWow pitchman Vince Offer(real name Vince Shlomi) was arrested for assaulting a prostitute in a Florida hotel room. Here is his mug shot (and click on it quick, because we can't afford to do this all day).

The police report states that Shlomi met Sasha Harris (pictured in 2005 and 2008) in a Florida nightclub. The two agreed to go back to Shlomi's hotel room where they would engage in "strait sex" for $1,000. When Shlomi tried to kiss the prostitute, however, things turned violent. The police report states that Harris suddenly "Bit his tounge, and would not let go." At this point, Shlomi began to punch Harris until she released his tounge.

After freeing his tounge, Shlomi ran into the lobby of the hotel, where cops would be summoned to the scene. After the police showed up, Harris refused to cooperate with police, who found $970 dollars on her person. Both were arrested for assault, and were subsequently taken to a hospital to treat their wounds.

At this time, Shlomi has not been formally charged with any crime. Harris, however, states that she is considering filing a lawsuit against the pitchman.



All I can say is "WOW"

Artist Watch: Jay Brannan, Romantica, and Tim Myers

As is customary within this section, we will be presenting to you a new, up-and-coming (or undiscovered) artist or band that deserves recognition. In this, I present to you an assortment – potpourri if you will – of a collection of artists

Jay Brannan

Best Song: Soda Shop -- for best results, skip ahead to 2:42



Fun Fact: Not only did his song “Soda Shop” make an appearance in the indie film, Short Bus, so did he. Also, several of his songs are available for free at iLike.com or garageband.com

What You Need to Know: He likes to vlog without his shirt off – a lot. But other than that, he is one of the best artists to listen to while sipping on a beer on a nice warm evening. Lyrically, is much like Howie Day; vocally, more like an Amos Lee, Brett Dennen-type. If you enjoy the Scrubs or Garden State soundtrack, then this is the musician for you. He’s like Zach Braff’s wet dream. Okay, forget I said that last part.

Lower My Gun



Housewife



Body’s a Temple



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Romantica

Best Song: Drink the Night Away



Fun Fact: They hail from Minnesota, which blows my mind. They have instruments and everything. Are you sure they’re not Canadian? They’re way too good not to be Canadian.

What You Need to Know: Very much like the Gin Blossoms in terms of style and lyrics. The vocals are closer to that of Damien Rice. Basically, they are a solid bar band that has all the talent in the world, but has yet to make it.

I Don't Want to Go Out Tonight



Quiver



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Tim Myers

Best Song: The Lucky Ones



Fun Fact: If he sounds familiar, it’s because he was the former lead singer to the band One Republic, who had a huge hit in “Stop and Stare.” You may also recognize his music from the Target commercials that have been everywhere this year.

What You Need to Know: He is a more happy-go-lucky Ben Folds. If you’re ever bored, just go out to a suicidal hotline, volunteer, then – instead of actually talking to people who are suicidal – play some Tim Myers into the speaker; what could go wrong?

Brand New Day (featuring Lindsey Ray)



A Beautiful World

Breaking Conventional Wisdom

Edited by Secret Agent Michael Scarn






Over the past couple of years, the music industry is finding itself in a difficult position. With album sales dropping, an increase in illegal internet downloads, and the reemergence of cookie cutter music has hurt the music industry; only a few artists are doing well in the present state of major music industry. Coldplay is one of the bright spots of the industry with Vida La Vida selling over 7 million albums, which is rare these days. With the economic climate today, it’s rare to see many musicians have great album sales. Digital distribution via iTunes and other digital media markets have been another bright side but some people who would rather download music via a torrent or Limewire. So it’s no wonder that artists are breaking conventional wisdom by finding alternate ways to “Brick and Mortar” stores and digital download programs.

A few weeks ago, I watched a presentation on the Trent Reznor business model for his band Nine Inch Nails. The presenter showed the multiple tier business model for Nine Inch Nails’ album Ghosts I-IV. First tier was a the first part of the album (9 tracks) for free and progressive went up to five dollars (full album), ten dollars (2 discs), $75 (deluxe package blue-ray DVD etc.) and the final one, a $300 dollar 2500 copy limited edition signed by Trent Reznor and sold out in less than 30 hours. All of this was done without a record label. Ghosts I-IV was heavily download for free but did not affect record sells, Ghosts I-IV was the most download album on Amazon music service in 2008, which lead the success of Nine Inch Nails next album The Slip, which was also released for free and coincided with their 2008 tour date list, so he was hitting two birds with one stone.

To coincide with the Nine Inch Nails 2009 tour with Jane's Addiction, Trent Reznor last week released another free album called Ninja 2009 which had some tracks for each band involved in the tour. Also released on that day was the official tour dates (Atlanta, May 10!). So it’s a smart business model to connect with fans and gives some incentive to support the band when they release free material.

Another band that has tried a different business model was Radiohead and their release of In Rainbows. Instead of presenting their album with a system of tiers, they had fans pick their own price for the album, with some people spending 1 cent for the album, while others spent $10 or more. Some would say that was a bad thing, but when In Rainbows was released a few months later on CD Radiohead's album sales went up. Some fans bought both an mp3 version and the disc version. Radiohead's tour was very successful and In Rainbows was still a commercial and critical success, being nominated for several Grammy Awards.

This new business model and breaking from the norms of the record industry is not just for the big artists. Artists such as Luckie Street Tribune favorite Butch Walker sold his album via his website and iTunes with no major label support. Doing this also gives artists more freedom to create their style of music and connect with fans. However, in terms of declining music sales, I think the lack of innovation in the music industry has hurt it the most, not illegal downloads. I think business models such as Radiohead and Nine Inch Nails cut off some of the illegal aspects of digital music. Because it makes DRM and other protections obsolete. These business models may not be for everyone, but should be considered a good alternative to the conventional way of distributing music.

With Congress...

..every time they make a joke it's a law; and every time they make a law it's a joke

This week the big issue has been regarding AIG’s reported hundreds of millions in bonuses to executives who drove them into their demise. When that news broke, Americans demanded something to be done, and congress acted. The Democratic-led House purposed HR1586 which was approved by a 328-93 vote. ("yes" votes were 243 Democrats and 85 Republicans, with 6 Democrats and 87 Republicans opposed) This was to impose a 90% "punishment tax" on bonuses given to employees with family incomes above $250,000 at AIG (and other companies that received at least $5.0 billion in government bailout money).

Great news! Finally our elected officials are doing something to help out the “hockey moms and Joe the plumbers”.

WRONG!!

First off: the bonuses were STATED in the bailout package but was ignored or missed by our elected officials. My take, Congress knew about this and when the news media found out, our elected representatives needed to throw the blame on someone else, and who better than the “evil villains in the banking system”. Then the media packaged that message in a neat little spoon full and shoved it down our throats.

Second, and more importantly: "No Bill of Attainder or ex post facto Law shall be passed" (Article 1, Sec 9.), basically legislation punishing or penalizing a specific person or group without a trial. In the Federalist Papers #44, James Madison wrote in 1788, "Bills of attainder, ex-post-facto laws, and laws impairing the obligation of contracts, are contrary to the first principles of the social compact, and to every principle of sound legislation."

Last Word: This is not change we can believe in; this is the same rhetoric that we have dealt with for too long. You can’t fix your mistake by offering a retroactive solution. That’s like the Pope saying some crazy like you can deter AIDS by just be abstinent… (Wait, what? he did say that? wow, I miss JP2)

This move by our elected officials is nothing but a cheap political stunt which belittles our entire political and judicial systems. I am ashamed by the democrats’ decision to become the Robin Hood-want to be party, this move is UNETHICAL and UNCONSTITUTIONAL. So why don’t you stop going to dinners/lunches and other social escapades and do some actual work. Stop having your Legislative aides and interns do all your work while you shake hands in a three piece suit. If you talk the talk, you better walk that walk.

Refusing to be manipulated by fear,

Kdubs

"You should not have taken advantage of my sensibility to steal into my affections without my consent"
(Alexander Hamilton)

Artist Watch: The Films

The Films
(reviewed by Kdubs)
"Sixties Britpop meets West Coast psychedelia"

New York based band carries heavy early Kinks tunes with a touch of upbeat/revved up Stones. Think Jet, but without the rip off.
Their album "Don't Dance Rattlesnake" is mixes edgy guitar riffs, upbeat pop-like melody and 'smart scenester-baiting' lyrics.

Currently on tour with Butch Walker, they offer an amazing compliment as an opening band, rivaling As Fast As (the better opening band in 2007, Boys Like Girls *SUCK*)

Two songs from "Don't Dance Rattlesnake," which are on constant rotation on the Ipizzle..

• Tabletops: this should be on everyone's pre-game/pre-bar play list. Beginning with "drinking 'til we throw up," to "let's go chase them, all the girls, They can't resist, why should they now?" the song is an anthem for an enjoyable night out.
  

• Belt loops: a perfect song for those of us who've been toyed around or cheated on by that girl who you knew was cheating on you, office space moment. Two rememberable quotes from the song "She's like a devil in a dark shade of lipstick, An unassuming sort of x-rated misfit" and "Just so we're straight and you don't get the wrong impression, Don't need a silly little overdue confession, Just remember when you're over at his house undressing
  He's just another sucker who's about to learn a lesson"

Overall, the CD is about 45 minutes upbeat (besides one slow emoesk) and rather promising for anyone's collection. They are releasing a new CD this summer, and by what i heard live, it will outdue this impressive album.

At the Movies: Duplicity

Duplicity is a romantic comedy / action / spy thriller staring Julia Roberts and Clive Owen. Co-staring in the movie is the wonderful Paul Giamatti alongside Tom Wilkenson. Incidentally, their slow motion fight sequence five minutes into the movie might have had the biggest laugh.

Overall, the plot is about two spies (Ray and Claire) putting their "skills" to use in order to get a $40 million payday. While the con concept displayed in Duplicity is very reminiscent of the Ocean's 11 movies, the the quick banter between two untrustworthy ex-spies is quite nice. They are forever entrenched in a game of cat and mouse.

While the script could have been better, the ensemble is easily able to carry the film. As always, Clive Owen comes off as cool and charming. He is even able to display a bit of dry humor at times, which is a refreshing change of pace for him. Though Tom Wilkenson and Julia Roberts are effective, Paul Giamatti steals the show.*

*A quick aside: When doesn't Paul Giamatti steal the show? Seriously, how has he not been nominated for best actor?

The film is meant to be cool, relevant, and stylish; it pulls it off for the most part. With lots of flashy camera work, flashbacks, and secret signals, the audience is always trying to catch up to the action. The plot is always changing, and the audience is always trying to figure out who is playing who, who knows what, and what is going to happen next. Again, the script is very similar to other spy / corporate espionage movies, but who cares...

Is it worth seeing? Yes, Clive Owen and Paul Giamatti are always good, and the plot is simple enough to follow without boring the life out of you.

Theater or rental? Rental. If you have the money, feel free to see it at on the big screen. Otherwise, it is a movie that you can watch on the couch without missing much. There aren't any large explosions or amazing open air shots, so save your money or see it at the dollar theater.

Indaba music

Indaba Music is a user created music service that has been around for a few months now. Indaba gained Popularity with the co-founder Dan Zaccagnino appeared on The Colbert Report and issued the Colbert Remix Challenge(Colbert remix). Indaba Music is focused on a collaborative effort from musicians all over the world. So a person could sing vocals in Georgia and have a guitar player record a guitar track in England. From looking at the site and being a member myself, there are a lot of talented people that are willing to bring new ideas to the table. It may not have the same feeling of actually working with someone in the same room but it is a good start. Also I think it gives more freedom to try something different and seems to cut the middle man out of the collaborative efforts. If you want to get involved Indaba music there is a remixes contest on John Legend song "If you're out there".There are some good remix and John Legend and two other are judging it might be a tough choice to pick a winner.

Ron Silver, 62

As some of you may know, actor and political activist Ron Silver passed away yesterday at the age of 62. He died in his home after a long-fought battle with cancer.

Silver has been in numerous film and television roles throughout the years and I'd like to celebrate the show of his best role -- as Bruno on The West Wing.

Collected are my favorite clips of the series. I understand that some of them require future context to the material, but too bad (because that's how I roll).

Honorary Mention 6. Good Writers Borrow From Other Writers, Great Writers Steal From Them Outright.

Quite possibly the best line of the series. Beautiful scene, one of about five scenes featured in this article from the same episode, "20 Hours in America: Part II. If nothing else, watch the opening scene.



Honorary Mention 5. Instead of Saying Excuse Me…

This is the angry speech that liberals need to make to other liberals when they try to call themselves “progressive.”



Honorary Mention 4. I Didn’t Do It. Toby Did It.

Always good for a laugh, Will Bailey sets up one of the most awkward moments in the show’s history. Not featured: a joke referencing how dull the VP Bob Russell is. “Bob Russell is so dull his Secret Service code name is Bob Russell.”



Honorary Mention 3. The Debate Tie

Despite the weight of the scene, Sorkin and staff decide to have a little fun with the president right before his big moment.



Honorary Mention 2. I'm Gonna Tell You A Story...

The look on Oliver Platt's face says it all. We all know it's coming, but we cannot help but laugh.



Honorary Mention 1. Then We'll Do What's Hard

This is one of the final scenes to "20 Hours in America: Part II," my favorite of the series.



10. Hope

Based off Barack Obama, the character of Matt Santos echoes much of the remarks throughout the campaign -- two years before said election.



9. Toby and Charlie Make Bail

A funny scene in which anything that could go wrong did.



8. Bartlet Medicated

Hilarious, yet strangely reminiscent of W.'s presidency.



7. A Badge of Honor

This is the speech that makes me proud to be with the political party that I am. In the history of America, let it show that it is men and women who wish to make life better for their fellow citizens that are remembered fondly, and those who wish to suppress such freedoms are remembered with disdain and pity.



6. In God We Trust

During the final season of the West Wing, plotline surrounding Republican candidate Arnie Vinick’s religious views made its way into the spotlight. Religion in politics is the dumbest thing that voters select their candidates over. Alda won an Emmy for his performance, particularly this episode.



5. Running for President?

During the height of his presidential controversy (his character withheld his MS condition), he faces the inevitable question.



4. The Bible

This is Aaron Sorkin's most brilliant piece of Conservative Christian Republican bashing -- and I love it. Every rational liberal needs to quote from this constantly.



3. Pipe Bomb -- Reach for the Stars

Quite simply one of the best speeches I have ever heard on a television series. This was the speech that summed up the 2001 September 11th attacks. This depicts the bravery of the vicitms who died. This was still not the best moment of the episode; more on that later.



2. Butterball Hotline

THE funniest moment in the history of the series. He is both full of himself and utterly helpless at the same time.



1. A Little Bit Easier

Perhaps no other moment in the history of the series fully captures the spirit of America. This is a man who is a hard worker, proud, and wants what is best for him and his family. All he wants is a better life for his kids. He is not asking for much, just the chance to prove himself. This is one scene that continues to give me goose bumps at the end.



So again, goodbye to a great actor. I only wish your political opinions would have reverted back to the ways of old after 9/11 , but in either case, I enjoyed watching you work.

Will the real RNC leader please stand up..

We're gonna have a problem here....


The RNC acts like they never seen a black person before
Jaws all on the floor like Sarah, and Todd just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were snowmobiling, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the McCain... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And W said... nothing you idiots!
W's wasted, he'http://luckiestreettribune.blogspot.com/s locked in his dallas basement! (Ha-ha!).....

Ok so you see where i was going with that one...lets recap, the starting line up for the RNC in the past year....

One year ago: Dick "speakingoutofonesideofmymouthmakesmeseemlesshuman" Cheney
Famous for: Destroying civil liberties through the patriot act, orchestrating a war in the middle east to increase his stock portfolio and shooting a RNC lawyer (thank you lewis).
6 months ago: John "amireleventyet" McCain
Famous for: Suspending his campaign to steer the economic conflict, calling Barack "that one" and worst of all, ditching Letterman (you don't diss DAVE!)
3 months ago: Sarah "isthatherdaughterskid" Palin
Famous for: Saying "thanks but no thanks" but keeping the money, talking about Putin, reading "most of them" "all of them, any of them" and her vast knowledge of Court cases. (ohhh gotcha journalism!)
2 months ago: Samuel Joseph"dontestpaytaxesyetstilldidntgetanobamaappointment" Wurzelbache
Famous for: Being called "Joe the Plumber" but not really being a plumber and having trouble paying his taxes. (wonder why he wasn't vetted for Obama's cabinet)
1 month ago: Eric "myassissotightifyouputcoaluptherei'dcrapoutadiamond" Cantor
Famous for: Instead of being the minority whip, he is the minority baby. Instead of being bi-partisan he acts like a spoiled child which has gained him the nick name of Mr. NO...(get him barack)
3 weeks ago: Michael "notsuchamanof" Steele
Famous for: Being "that one", so the RNC decided to go with their only other black guy (Alan Keyes, talk about ignorant) AND saying he is pro-choice! wow, this guy just wants dems back in 2010.
2 weeks ago: Bobby "whydoilooklikebarneyfifewithatan" Jindal
Famous for: Blowing his chances at presidency in a ten minute period. Only other RNC member i've seen to shoot themselves in their foot like that, go back to half ass acting.
Last week: Rush "howthehellisthisguynotconsideredaterrorist" Limbaugh
Famous for: Turning off women faster than Chris Delbosque taking his shirt off and displaying his version of truffle shuffle.
This week: ___________ you fill in the blank. (use the comment)
Famous for: ____________ you fill in the blank. (use the comment)

Finally Interning on the Hill,
Kdubs

Come On...

From time to time there are situations where words cannot fully explain what is going on. The creation of the BCS, George W. Bush getting elected president, the lack of oversight by the banking industry, George W. Bush getting re-elected president... the list just goes on and on.

It is during these times that we here at the Luckie Street Tribune must intervene, and voice our opinions at some of the "Epic Failures" occurring around us every day.

First up, a Yale student is suing an airline for $1 Million dollars over the loss of his X-Box. Come on... A million dollars for the loss of an X-Box. Do you really expect to win this argument. How do think that trial is going to go?

Kid - "Excuse me your honor, but I believe that the loss of my X-Box has caused me pain and suffering that should amount to the value of no less than $1 Million dollars."
Judge - "Get out..."

Hey kid, I don't know if you know this or not, but your court fees will probably cost more than the airline is willing to give you. Also, you go to F@*king Yale. Chances are you are not hurting for money. Just take the settlement and move on with your life. Come on...

Next, a riot broke out recently in New York City during auditions for this year's Next Top Model. Six people were injured while three were arrested in the chaos. Police officials are still not sure what to make of this, but it was noted that the streets were littered with shoes and clothing. When reached for comment, Tyra Banks' publicist could not comment on the matter. Come on... Tyra was probably foaming at the mouth. You know she would have loved to be in the middle of the stampede, interviewing people in between her own sob stories about how she is not fat. Apparently, this years contestants can be no taller than 5' 7", in what is an effort to counter stereotypes about beauty. Come on... You are trying to counter stereotypes about beauty and the model persona? You might help your cause if the streets were not littered with the articles of clothing from future contestants of your show.

Speaking of Brawls, a fight broke out during Friday's WAC semi-finals game. The fight breaks the time honored tradition of "Never mess with a man's Mustache!" The fight occured with seven seconds left in the game, while New Mexico State held a one point lead over Utah State. At this time, Big Blue promptly ripped the mustache off of Pistol Pete's face, and proceded to run across the court. Pistol Pete was able to catch up to Big Blue at half-court, and after failing to tackle his opponet, began to choke his advisary before retreating to his side of the court. As if the humiliation of losing his mustache was not enough, New Mexico State's mascot could only watch as his team would also lose their lead and the game with a last second shot.



Now here is where it get's interesting. As you can see, Pistol Pete has a fake mustache attached to his skin. Come on... there is no way this guy should be the mascot if he won't even grow a true mustache. Also, what did he think Big Blue was going to do? He was not going to invite him to a barbeque, that's for sure. So why did he let him get that close? There is an unspoken code that exists between mascots, where you don't mess with each other's wardrobe. So why did he do it? Apparently, a man in a Nevada shirt offered the Utah State mascot $100 to rip off the mustache. Come on... That's it? A fan (who does not support Utah State, by the way) offers him a hundred bucks and he goes along with it. Don't get me wrong, because I love the fact that he actually did it. Along with the victory, Big Blue was also able to succesfully get rid of the mustache, because it has yet to be recovered. All in all, an awsome story.

Finally, there has been a video that has been getting a lot of buzz on the web recently. I will let you comment on this video as you see fit...





If you have anything you would like us to offer our comments on, or review, just let us know.

Stewart v. Cramer

Edited by Secret Agent Michael Scarn

Last night was one of the most significant interviews the history of The Daily Show as CNBC's Jim Cramer was on last night's program to discuss the recent statements host Jon Stewart had made against the network's coverage of the recent economic meltdown. I could easily say that Jon Stewart won the battle, but for me it was not a battle in the first place. It was a bit overblown; the beginning of the show actually makes fun of all the hype around the interview. I have to give Jim Cramer some props for showing up on The Daily Show and trying to defend CNBC's news coverage, not a easy task since some of their actions are indefensible. I feel the person on CNBC that should of been on The Daily Show was Rick Santelli, who really brought on the recent events.

I Thought the interview was great and hard-hitting, it was not just Cramer that Jon Stewart focused his attention on, it was the whole network. Stewart demanded that the network do their job, ask the tough questions, and be honest about what is really going on. Below are some clips of the interview; feel free to comment.

The Daily Show With Jon StewartM - Th 11p / 10c

Jim Cramer Unedited Interview Pt. 1

Daily Show Full Episodes
Important Things w/ Demetri Martin

Political Humor
Jim Cramer

The Daily Show With Jon StewartM - Th 11p / 10c

Jim Cramer Unedited Interview Pt. 2

Daily Show Full Episodes
Important Things w/ Demetri Martin

Political Humor
Jim Cramer

The Daily Show With Jon StewartM - Th 11p / 10c

Jim Cramer Unedited Interview Pt. 3

Daily Show Full Episodes
Important Things w/ Demetri Martin

Political Humor
Jim Cramer

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No One Lives Forever and F.E.A.R 2

Fear 2:Project Origin is a First Person Shooter made by Monolith Studios which revolves around paranormal and action elements if you want to know more information checkout the single player review by Garnett Lee of 1up.com I played the original fear over a year ago on the xbox360 overall it was fun but at times repetitive and the A.I was very challenging but not so hard that you wanted to throw the controller(by the way I have not thrown a controler for awhile). I would love to play this game and see how it is, but knowing that my Computer will explode due to the system requirements it will not happen anytime soon. So I played the demo and it is still a very confident shooter that does not seem to break the mold.

But overall from what I have seen and heard from various podcasts(RebelFm,ListenUp!)that it is a very well done game. Monolith the developer of Fear 2 created one of my favorite games of all time No one lives Forever 2. Which also was a First Person Shooter but had a balance between shooter and stealth which is very rare in today's gaming market.No one Lives forever was also different because of the setting during the cold war sixties and the female protagonist Cate Archer.Cate Archer was a strong female character that did not fall into the Lara Croft trap of just sex appeal,Cate Archer seemed to be more of a complex character also playing her in a first person view and only seeing her in cut scenes helps.The game had a great since of humor and was set up to be an over the top ode to movies of the sixties.Also had a interesting weapons, my personal favorite the robot Kittie proximity mine which would chase the enemy before detonating.

No One Lives Forever 2 was released in 2002 and was left with several plot holes opened, but I am not sure Monolith will return to this game due to its modest sales.It would be a shame to leave the game that way because I see the potential of the game working well around the current game engine Monolith uses for fear(More color then Black, Grey and Red). But put more elements of stealth and the adaptive A.I would make a pretty interesting game-play experience.Also there should be at least one lighthearted shooter on the market that does not take it's self to serious. To be honest I am starting to get fatigued with dark and dreary shooters that flood the market right now. I know it is highly unlikely Monolith will make a sequel to No One Lives Forever series but I hope Monolith changes there minds someday.

What Would Jay-Z Do?

The question is a fair one, in midst of one of the worst economic recessions since the great depression, individuals shouldn't be looking towards the government for the complete answer. Instead, they should be asking themselves one simple question, "What would Jay-Z do?"

Your first reaction or idea would probably be borderline stereotypical, but what can this TRUE rag-to-riches entrepreneur teach us about turning around this economy?

A quick background, Shawn Carter was born in Dec '69, in a housing project in Brooklyn. With his father jailed at an early age, his story begins to sound like numerous disadvantaged kids. But he had a natural talents, quoted by his mother Gloria, "young Jay-Z used to wake his siblings up at night banging out drum patterns on the kitchen table". Eventually, she bought him a boom box for his birthday and thus sparked his interest in music. He began freestyling, writing rhymes, and followed the music of many artists popular at the time(King of Rap). He took his own talent, and capitalized off of that. From there he made his moves, gained credit to his name and was the ideal example of an entrepreneur.

I am not talking about the basic run of the mill rapper/musician who makes their 5 minutes of fame, stack of bills, and same recycled slew of groupies. Jay-Z didn't make a lucky investment into Vitamin Water to make his fortune, "wanksta, you need to stop frontin".
Jay-Z took his talent, ambition and drive to create something out of nothing. Jay-Z owns his own record label, clothing line and movie production company - generating almost half a billion dollars a year in sales. Not only that, he donates a heavy amount to the American Red Cross. Jay-Z isn't simply an American Gangster, he is an entrepreneur, music industry innovator, and political activist.

That is the innovation America needs, individuals who take their own god-given talent and create a name for themselves. Move over Mr. Rockefeller, Hughes and Ford, it's Mr. (Shawn) Carter's innovative model which we as 21st century Americans should follow.

The principle is simple, and can be applied to a vast range of professions/personal life decisions. Take what you've, apply it and Show 'em What You Got.

Stop complaining, being reactive will do nothing but regress you further. We all have a restraints and obstacles, but why should that stop us from shinning? Take that step forward, start thinking progressively and take a lesson from H.O.V.A, start your American Dreamin'.

I look forward to individual Americans who are in need of direction, ranging from businessmen to public librarians, to look themselves in the mirror and ask them the serious question, "What Would Jay-Z Do?"

Artist Watch: Lisa Hannigan

Lisa Hannigan, who recently made her first appearance on The Colbert Report on Monday (3/09/09), has been a favorite artist to watch since late 2005. For those of you who may be wondering why her name sounds so familiar, it is because she made a now legendary appearance on Damien Rice' 2005 album "O". The most famous hit to come from that record -- and later featured on Shrek 3 was "9 Crimes". Hannigan's presence is felt throughout the album, as "O" is really a duet album instead of a solo album.

Hannigan's voice is perhaps the most hauntingly beautiful voice I have ever heard. Only twice in my life have I ever heard a song so beautiful that I had to stop what I was doing, immediately, and listen to it; "9 Crimes" was one of those songs. If I had to describe her voice, it would be smoky, sultry, powerfully submissive, emotional, and pure. It is like Norah Jones and Ingrid Michaelson merged voices, and then listened to the Cure. Her voice reminds me of a particular scene in the television show Scrubs in the episode "My Philosophy". It is unyieldingly beautiful, yet heart-breakingly sorrowful at the same time.

Here are some samples of her work with Damien Rice, remember, these are live recordings:







But as of 2007, the two agreed to go their separate ways. While maintaining a cordial working relationship, it was obvious that Hannigan's star was ready to shine and Rice couldn't have her to himself any longer. Recent recordings off her new album, "Sea Sew", is an example of her truer side -- as her music style is more bubbly than the somber ballads of Damien Rice.

Her first album is making its way through the late night rounds but has not yet become a radio fixture. While the radio has yet to make her a star, television may very well pave the way to her success. It has worked for many artists in recent years, Cat Power, Tegan & Sara, Ben Lee, Amos Lee, Brett Dennen, and hundreds of others are largly ignored on the radio but have developed a following among television producers who regularly air their music.

"I Don't Know" is an endearingly loving ballad of a woman in search of love. This personal ad, in song form, is very much like As Fast As' "Special" in lyrical style. The melody is very similiar to Ingrid Michaelson. This is definatly a feel-good track that would be perfect to listen to while driving down the highway on a warm evening. The best description that I could give this song would be a scenario in which a puppy wakes you up by giving you little kisses while delivering the morning paper -- simple happiness.



"Just Like Tom Thumb's Blues" is half nursery rhyme ballad, half suicidal teenager anthem. It is like seeing Seal in concert: plesent to listen to, unpleasent to look at. What I really love about this track is it's pacing. The musical number is constant, reliable; Hannigan makes this song by creating a melody of words, telling the tale in stages without breaking them into segregated verses, as if she were pulling you along for the musical ride.



"Sea Song" has a sensual magnetism comparable to that of a James Bond musical track but one cannot help but think of "Fiddler on the Roof" in the back of their minds. (So, it is like a soundtrack to a Jewish James Bond film -- OH MY GOD!!! I would so watch that!!!) Hannigan is very seductive in this track, causing the listener to follow her deeper into the emotional depth of the song.



"Keep it All" is totally 80s rad. It has synthesizers, a rhythm very reminiscent with Q Lazzarus (yes that Q Lazzarus), and the most awesome roboting ever known to man. This work is much like the B-sides of Feist; catchy, rhythmic, popish, yet unique and clever. If nothing else, the video shows Hannigan as her true self. All of her other work prior to her solo album was depressing, lonely, somber tunes -- this is her declaration of joy, mischief, wonder, sexuality, and apparently dancing. This is the real Lisa Hannigan.



"Pistachio" is another track cut from the Feist cloth. This song starts out calm, like listening to the ocean while sipping margaritas, but then it splits into the second act, as if a storm were looming on the horizon; averting the melody to dive into the uhs, ohs, and ahs form of storytelling -- which reminds me of Bruce Springsteen (the guy can just screech into a microphone for half and hour without saying a tangible word and say more than Marky Mark did his entire career). Hannigan's soulful voice carries this track.

Thoughts on No Line On The Horizon

No Line On The Horizon is the 12 studio album of U2 career. Quality over quantity seems to be the mado throughout U2 30 year career and No Line On The Horizon seems to fallow that trend. No line On the Horizon starts off with the title track of the same name,which after the first couple of seconds seems to find its pace and the use of the piano has a simplistic fill to it.Magnificent runs a similarly trend at is one of the stronger tracks on the album were Adam Clayton bass line is the central and drives the song and The edge lays back until the simple but affective solo. Bono lyrically starts to come out to the forefront of Moment Of Surrender , but throughout the album Bono seems to be out of place and times which hurts tracks such I'll go Crazy If I don't go crazy tonight.

I weakest portions of No Line on the Horizon seems to be the middle with I'll go Crazy If I don't go crazy tonight and Get Out Your Boots
, Which fills out of place compared to the rest of the album. Get Out Your Boots, is catchy and the distorted bass drives the song but it just fills bland and compared to the rest of the album it felt like the song U2 had to do for a commercial hit and nothing else which ultimately hurts the album. The same can be said for Stand Up Comedy which is a okay song but not rocking the boat.No Line on The Horizon seems to find its feet again with Fez-Being Born which has a cool intro on the lines of Nine Inch Nails instrumental album Ghosts I-IV. U2 goes into more experimental sounds in White as Snow with simple track that has a poetic fill to it and Bono is strongest lyrically in the tail end of the album. Which leads to the best song on the No Line On the Horizon Lyrically and musically Breathe comes together perfectly.Cedars Of Lebanon plays like you are reading a journal and takes a few listens to actually get it and pretty much sums up the whole album.

First, I am not really giving this Album an actually score but just my opinion. Overall, No Line on the Horizon seems to be an album that starts of great and had some missteps on the way. It's a good album but not great. It felt disjointed at times and U2 wanted to go more experimental lyrically and musically and at parts it does it very well but falls in its conventional traps("Get on your boots", "I'll Go Crazy If I Don't Go Crazy Tonight". I would have been happy if No Line On The Horizon was a 8 track album. It will take a few listens and for Die Hard U2 fans it will still be a easy buy but for everyone else checkout the album on last.fm.

Do You Remember... The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr.

The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr. was an adventure/comedy western series that ran on Fox from the fall of 1993 to the summer of 1994. It followed the adventures of Brisco County, Jr., played by Bruce Campbell. Brisco went to seven years of college at Harvard where he earned a law degree. When asked why he doesn't practice he replies, "Tried it, didn't care for it." After the murder of his father by John Bly and his Gang of 12, Brisco has sworn to continue his fathers work and track down Bly and his band. With his trusty horse, Comet, he travels the west always looking for "the coming thing". His keen intellect serves him as well as his fathers carved ivory handled six shooter, which he is an expert with.

As ex-lawyer (turned bounty hunter) attempted to hunt down and capture the thirteen bandits who murdered his father, however, Brisco would need some help...

First and foremost, Bisco's closest friend is his "trusty horse", Comet. Comet is a faithful, yet stubborn horse. Though he his prone to jealousy, he will do almost anything for a green apple. Brisco can apparently understand his horse, and (for some reason) Comet also believes that he is a person. Comet's interactions with Brisco brought in a lot of the tounge-in-cheek humor to the show.

His second closest ally could often be seen wearing a large trench coat and sawed off shotgun. James Lonefeather, also known as "Lord Bowler", was a former foe of Brisco. Due to an agreement, in which Lord Bowler would collect all of the bounty on the Bly's men, Lord Bowler eventually became his "partner" and friend. Lord Bowler's tough exterior would contradict his love for fine wines and mansion filled wih precious crystals.

Another friend of Brisco is Dixie Cousins, who has a habbit of showing up in the most interesting places. She is the love of Brisco's life, but he is too busy to be able to settle down.

Socrates is the company appointed lawyer who eventually becomes a liason to the president. Even though he is the white bread city boy of the group, he is a friend to Brisco and Lord Bowler. Socrates intructs Brisco on where to find his father's killers. He is a catalyst for a lot of the humor, and Brisco and Lord Bowler have plenty of ammunition at his expense.

Finally, you have professor Albert Wickwire, who is always trying to find the next "big thing".

Though he would often find himself in terrible danger, he be able to get out of any jam, thanks to his friends, wit, charm, and the use of a mysterious orb.

For anyone who has not seen this gem, I advise you to find it, watch it, and enjoy it. To me, the series is very reminiscent of Fox's Firefly. It is the perfect blend of action, comedy, drama, sci-fi, adventure, and is a perfect homage to the 1960's western genre.

Fun Facts:
- Brisco County Sr. was played by R. Lee Ermey.
- Though the show only lasted for one year, the theme music can often be heard on NBC during the olymics and other NBC sporting events.
- The holster used by Brisco would later be used for the Fox series, Firefly.

Will the real RNC leader please stand up

WE may have a problem here....

One year ago: Dick "speakingoutofonesideofmymouthmakesmeseemlesshuman" Cheney
Famous for: Destroying civil liberties through the patriot act, orchestrating a war in the middle east to increase his stock portfolio and shooting a RNC lawyer (thank you lewis).
6 months ago: John "amireleventyet" McCain
Famous for: Suspending his campaign to steer the economic conflict, calling Barack "that one" and worst of all, ditching Letterman (you don't diss DAVE!)
3 months ago: Sarah "isthatherdaughterskid" Palin
Famous for: Saying "thanks but no thanks" but keeping the money, talking about Putin, reading "most of them" "all of them, any of them" and her vast knowledge of Court cases. (ohhh gotcha journalism!)
2 months ago: Samuel Joseph"dontestpaytaxesyetstilldidntgetanobamaappointment" Wurzelbache
Famous for: Being called "Joe the Plumber" but not really being a plumber and having trouble paying his taxes. (wonder why he wasn't vetted for Obama's cabinet)
1 month ago: Eric "myassissotightifyouputcoaluptherei'dcrapoutadiamond" Cantor
Famous for: Instead of being the minority whip, he is the minority baby. Instead of being bi-partisan he acts like a spoiled child which has gained him the nick name of Mr. NO...(get him barack)
3 weeks ago: Michael "notsuchamanof" Steele
Famous for: Being "that one", so the RNC decided to go with their only other black guy (Alan Keyes, talk about ignorant) AND saying he is pro-choice! wow, this guy just wants dems back in 2010.
2 weeks ago: Bobby "whydoilooklikebarneyfifewithatan" Jindal
Famous for: Blowing his chances at presidency in a ten minute period. Only other RNC member i've seen to shoot themselves in their foot like that, go back to half ass acting.
Last week: Rush "howthehellisthisguynotconsideredaterrorist" Limbaugh
Famous for: Turning off women faster than Chris Delbosque taking his shirt off and displaying his version of truffle shuffle.
This week: ___________ you fill in the blank. (use the comment)
Famous for: ____________ you fill in the blank. (use the comment)

Ideas for blog title... part 1

Over the past couple of days, we here at the Luckie Street Tribune have been adjusting our site. We will continue to make minor changes until we feel that we have the best possible blog we can produce. The following are a couple of ideas for what we could use for our blog titile.



First up: Theater Style Presentation. Very simple, very clean.

Second: I guess the Theory of Relativity never accounted for Einstein's need to party

Third: Were classy meets... Cartman?

Forth: Well, my goodness, the tribune sure isn't what it used to be...

Fifth: God Bless these fine young patriots...

Sixth: Simpson, Homer Simpson. He's the greatest man in history. From the, Town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree. Huh? AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Seventh: Where South Park meets Entourage... meets Flight of the Chonchords!

Eighth: It is so simple, but it is very comforting. Don't worry Mr. Pedophile in the corner, Chris Hanson won't be around for another 40 years.

Stay Tuned for parts 2 and 3!

Fallen

It seems as though the longer we wait, the more we see how problematic the steroid era had upon the historical impact of the game. If we keep at this pace, pretty soon I'll be recognizing Lip Pike and Count Gedney as the true home run champions. But seriously, who is the home run champion? True, it is Barry Bonds -- but who will baseball purists refer to as the supreme four bagger? The only true player that comes to mind is Aaron.

What makes his enduring legacy truly remarkable is that he achieved this record despite playing his first few years in the Negro Leagues, meaning that the scars of segregation and racism were still relevant -- as the civil rights movement occurred during the prime of his career. Every time a person looked into the record books and looked at the all-time home run champion there would be a paragraph explaining what impact Aaron had upon the game -- how he faced racial adversity and continued to push forward, never giving in to hatred. His greatest legacy is that he did it with grace, honesty and humility.

Now all he have to look forward to is a steroid-using player chasing down another steroid-using player's record. Yay! So now we have nearly every major baseball thumper of the '90s and '00s under serious review as a steroid user. Even the feel good story of the decade -- Rich Ankiel -- was caught receiving HGH.

Now baseball is in a crisis, who is next? Part of the reason that baseball fans and officials had been as accepting of Bonds breaking the home run record was because A-Rod was lurking in the background. They felt that if they could just let Bonds break the record and quietly move on then it would be okay, because A-Rod would be the new home run champ -- and he would have done it honestly. That turned out to be a mistake. Now baseball has to find a new champion, one who is honest, and someone the fans can actually look to help restore the most beloved record in sports.

What is really baffling about A-Rod's current predicament is his timeline. How is it possible for me to believe that A-Rod, one of only three players in MLB history to play shortstop at the age of 18 on a daily basis, when he says he only did it from 2001-2003? Why would I believe that he started taking steroids after he signed the biggest free-agent contract in the history of the game? On that note, why would he stop after winning his first MVP Award in 2003? During those seasons A-Rod hit more home runs during that span than any other player -- except for Barry Bonds. At this point, it would be extremely difficult to believe anything he says from this point on. How many home runs were hit on steroids? Had he been doing it his whole career?

To accurately examine the importance of the home run record, one must trace the history of the home run to the game itself. True, Babe Ruth did make the home run popular -- in fact, his home run hitting dominance saved the game itself. Following the Black Sox scandal of 1919, baseball was at an all-time low. People did not believe the games were legitimate, a problem that plagued the game for the first 40 years. This was much like the other gambling controversies, except this was the first time that a team had taken a dive during World Series play. What Ruth did was to exploit the raw power and force that a mighty swing had -- reaching beyond the great abyss and over the fence. What Ruth did was to popularize power.

But that is not what made the home run great. What truly makes the home run great is much more than that -- it traces back to the origins of organized baseball. Attendance only drew 1,000 -6,000 people until professional baseball became a featured item. When the Cincinnati nine (also known by their nickname, the Red Stockings) came into town, the crowds came in droves to watch men go up against their city's local nine. Owners and proprietors realized that by fielding better players, more people were inclined to pay to watch the game. Thus the concept was born: turn the game professional, make the game more popular.

Originally, baseball games were played on open parks and fields. Since there were no specific dimensions, the baseball could travel as far as it was physically possible. It was not until the 20th century that the way baseball was played truly changed. Prior to 20th century, baseball park fences were either extremely far away (near the 600 ft range) or absent altogether. Many baseball games occurred while cricket matches took place in the deep outfield. Fans stood around the playing field, sometimes standing on boxcars in an effort to get a better view of the action. Seeing how limiting the natural system of playing fields were -- in relation to the increased possibility of potential customers -- baseball clubs began building lots with the sole purpose of playing professional baseball.


(Note: to see the pictures in detail, click on the photo)

With the addition of stadium seating, bleachers, food stands, and other features (such as rampant gambling -- which was illegal), the game rose in popularity. The daily attendance to baseball games rose from hundreds, to thousands, to tens of thousands. Baseball began shrinking the size of the outfield to allow baseball -- which had moved from local parks to city lots -- to be played in the city. Because space was limited and fans could be placed around the playing field, the fences moved to nearly modern-sized baseball parks, with the corners being about 350 feet out, and center near the 450 foot range.



This, in fact, created the baseball boom. The attendance rose rapidly, turning baseball from a niche sport into a national craze. Along with with rise came the inclusion of the souvenir, everyone wanted to have a piece of the game. At one time baseball was played with that -- a baseball. During the early 1870s many games were forced to end early as fans refused to return a ball that had been hit into the stands. Despite being a baseball club, many teams had no more than three or four baseballs to play the game. The clubs realized this and began to carry more -- even then, games had to be called. One newspaper from 1877 reported that a game was forced to end after none of the 150 baseballs hit into the stands were returned to the playing field.

And that is where the home run comes in. It is a piece of the game. It is a unique part of the game. No other sport allows people to walk away with the most important part of the game while in use. Even today, the Bonds baseball, the Bartman baseball, and the Red Sox 2004 World Series baseball have all been major fixtures in baseball's history. The baseball is the game -- many of baseball's most important moments have come from dramatic home runs. In this, baseball's legacy is dictated by the home run. And in this, the truth of baseball is revealed. To tarnish the validity of the home run is equivalent to tarnishing baseball, and for anyone to challenge the spirit of baseball, to challenge all that baseball holds dear -- its history -- is totally unforgivable. What Alex Rodriguez did is irreversible and he may be sorry, but there is no way he could ever fully apologize to the history books.

One can only hope it will not be Aaron who was the last true home run champ. Baseball's records are just too important.